|“||You Brits crack me up.||”|
— Armory Security Guard, loving Cavendish's joke, Abducting Murphy's Law
The Armory Security Guard is the security guard for P.I.G.'s armory facility.
He is voiced by Jeff "Swampy" Marsh.
He seems to be very trusting and very fond of comedy.
The Armory Security Guard wears a black suit with a black tie, a white dress shirt, and numerous badges on it. He wears a navy blue hat with a yellow stripe on it with black shoes.
He has gray eyes and brown hair.
In "Abducting Murphy's Law", when he is guarding the Armory, Cavendish and Dakota approach him and Cavendish tricks him into letting the in the armory by giving him a good laugh.
After Cavendish and Dakota have their fight in the armory, he see's Cavendish rushing of and asks Dakota where he is going. But, when Dakota's trash bag breaks, revealing all of the weapons they stole, he gives Dakota a dirty look.
“So, the gentleman came up to me, and I clarified "But I said Pistachion, not mustaches on!”