Jefferson G County Middle School gymnasium[]
(Principal Milder stands in front of a huge sign, saying "Cake 'Splosion")
Principal Milder: Okay, kids, settle down. Now, as you all know, our school will be hosting an extreme middle school challenge for everyone's favourites cooking show, Cake 'Splosion!
(Amanda stands up and screams, excited. Then she realizes that she is the only one standing up.)
Amanda: I really like that show. (She sits down blushing.) And I thought everyone would yell.
Principal Milder: So please, welcome the star of Cake 'Splosion, Basil Bravo!
(Basil Bravo comes from behind the sign with a camera man filming, whilst everyone claps.)
Basil Bravo: Hello, Jefferson County Middle School!
(Amanda yells and stomps her feet, excited.)
Melissa: Yep, she really loves that show.
Basil Bravo: Today, I, Basil Bravo will be choosing two lucky baking bambinos for the greatest (inverted comma fingers) 'extreme' cake baking show in the world!
Amanda: (talking over Basil) Hello, Hello! Me! Por favor! (jumps round behind him) Me! Por favor! Elijame!
Basil: So, if your heart goes pitter-patter...
Amanda: (still talking over him) Choose me.
Basil: ...For frosting and batter...
Amanda: Oh, oh, oh! My heart patters for batter. Mr Bravo! Hello! Oh! Me!
(A banner suddenly falls on Milo's head.)
Basil:..to be a contestant on Cake 'Splosion! (The banner gets caught in the fan, pulling Milo up towards it.)
Milo: Don't worry. Helmet. (Screams as pulled round by the fan, camera guy attempts to follow, Milo lands on a spring.)
Amanda: (screams, everyone moves out the way and Milo ends up slidding right next to Amanda.)
Milo: Hi, Amanda.
Basil: (clapping) Wow! Spectaluar! And Basil Bravo loves spectular. What's your name, kid?
Milo: Milo Murph-
Basil: (pointing to Milo who has walked over to him) You're in, Milo Murph.
Milo: (putting a finger up) Uh, actually it's...
Basil: No time for your life story, Murph. (camera zooms in on him) This is television. (walks looking, and it's revealed Amanda was behind him.) Now, I need to find you the perfect pastry partner. Who among your classmates...
Amanda: (excited) Ah! Oh, oh, oh..
Basil: ...will make the perfect partner for you? (Amanda jumps up and down trying to get his attention.)
Milo: Mr. Bravo...
Basil: A lot of kids look like they know how to bake.
Amanda: Oh! Me! Me!
Milo: Excuse me, Mr Bravo. You should pick Amanda Lopez. She loves you and your show.
Basil: She does! Those are my two favourite things.
Amanda: Si! Yes! Hola! Hi, Mr Bravo. (With stars in her eyes) My name is Amanda Lopez, and it's been my dream to be on Cake 'Splosion for almost two-thirds of my entire life. And before that I was an infant and had no knowledge of your show, but I have baked something for you! (She pulls out a cupcake styled to look like Basil.)
Basil: (Leaning in to look at the cupcake.) Did you know you were meeting me today?
Amanda: I did not.
Basil: So how long has that cupcake been in your purse?
Amanda: Oh, I bake a new one every morning. Just in case.
Basil: It's gorgeous! What did you say your name was again? (Leans back out)
Amanda: My name is Amanda Lop...
Basil: That's fantastic, Ms Lop.
Amanda: But my name is...
Basil: Then it's settled. (Takes the offered cupcake) You and Milo Murph will be partners on tomorrow's Cake 'Splosion. (Eats the cupcake.) Mmm, (in a deep voice) moist. (normal voice) If you can do that on a slightly larger scale, this will make spectacular TV!
Melissa: (as she, Zack Mort and Chad come over) You guys are gonna be on television. We've never known anyone famous before.
Zack: Uh, (points to Milo with his thumb) Milo knows Tobias Trollhammer.
Milo: Yeah (points to Zack) and Zack was regionally famous.
Zack: Yeah, what am I, chop chop chopped liver?
Milo: Yeah, good one. High five? (goes for a high five)
Zack: (at same time goes for Fist Bump) Fist bump?
(Milo and Zack alternate between attempting a high five and fist bump)
Zack/Milo: High Five/Fist Bump, Fist Bump/High Five.
Zack: (goes to high five) High-five? Never mind.
Mort: This is gonna be great television. You and Milo on the same team. (He and Chad leave)
Amanda: (everything has caught up to her) Me and Milo on the same team.
Milo: Isn't this great? You're gonna be on your favourite show.
Amanda: (still shocked) Yes, I am very happy. (lowers her shoulders)
Milo: What's wrong?
Amanda: I'm just worried about, you know....
Milo: Oh, you mean Murph.. (Amanda puts a finger to his lips to stop him)
Amanda: Let's just call it, 'that which will not be named.'
Milo: (muffled) Oh, yeah, sure. Clearly, not a problem. (moves Amanda's finger from his face) But, listen, I'm gonna load up my backpack more carefully than ever. We'll be so super prepared that when things go wrong (points to himself) I'll be ready for them.
Amanda: (sighs)
Jose: (coming over) I am Jose, Basil's long suffering assistant. (Gives papers to Milo) Please bring these liability waivers home to your families. (Milo gives some of them to Amanda) In extreme baking, things can get well (inverted comma fingers) 'extreme.'
Milo: Oh, better get these home. Our insurance will have additional riders they want to add. (starts to leave)
Amanda: (holds papers to her face) It is going to be a disaster, there will be wolves with bees on their heads! (descends into Spanish) (In English) And a dinosaur made of ham.
Jose: (speaks Spanish)
Amanda: Yes! It is Murphy's Law. (banner falls on Milo and both Amanda and Jose look in that direction briefly.)
Jose: We will be cursed with very high ratings. (Leaves and ceiling fan comes down)
Milo: (from under banner) No worries, insurance will cover it.
Cake 'Spolsion Set - Jefferson G Middle School[]
(Upbeat music playing)
Brigette: Go, Milo! (already cheering) Mix that batter, batter, batter, sweet!
Sara: They're not out there yet, Mom.
Brigette: I know (reaches down) I'm just warming up. (pulls up pompoms, chanting) Amanda, Milo, bake that pie dough.
Sara: Where's Dad?
Brigette: He's watching from home. We didn't want to double down on the Murphy mayhem.
At the Murphy's[]
Man on TV: Oh, Kelly, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. (It's revealed Doof is watching tv, with popcorn in his underwear)
Martin: (walks in) Oh, uh hello. Milo's on tv.
Doof: (putting his hand up to silence him) Uh-uh, not now...not now. I'm watching my stories.
Woman on TV: Well you can ask, but I'm not Kelly. I'm Kelly's evil twin.
Martin: Oh, okay. I'll just watch it in the...(sits down) Who's Kelly?
Doof: Oh, I have no idea, but I hate her. It's a great show.
Cake 'Spolsion Set - Jefferson G Middle School[]
Basil: (on stage) Welcome to our middle school edition of Cake 'Splosion, where show business meets dough business. Four teams will compete to finally decide which Tri-State middle school student will become the ultimate Extreme Baker! One team will be eliminated in each round. (Camera shows the cheering crowd) Okay let's meet our teams. First from Middletown Middle School, (camera pans over the teams as he says the next few lines) Brainiacs John and Jake Jackson. From the dark side of Badger Town Middle School, Rain and Storm. From Huntington Hills, Park Shore Estates Middle School, Anthony and Ashley. And from your very own Jefferson G County Middle School (Milo pulls out a chef hat for Amanda), Milo Murph and my biggest fan, Amanda Lop.
Zack, Melissa, Sara and Brigette: (chanting) Amanda! Milo! Bakin' it with style-o!
Amanda: Milo, I think it would work best if you were my prep chef.
Milo: (holding on the straps of his backpack) 'Prep chef'? What's that?
Amanda: Well, you go all the way over to the other side of the kitchen and prep stuff. And by all means, try to stay as far away from where I am baking the actual cake.
Milo: Well, okay. I guess I...oh, is this because of Murphy's- (Amanda puts a finger to his mouth to stop him.)
Amanda: It shall not be mentioned!
Basil: Are you ready for round one? You'll be heads over heels for our first event (bell dings after camera focuses on screen, and writing changes to show Upside Down Challenge) Contestants, bake a cake using fresh seasonal ingredients whilst hanging upside down (Cake thuds) If that sounds like fun to you, then start your ovens and get your cookies ready to crumble!
♪ It's more than an obstacle course
in which you have to bake a cake
(Cake 'Splosion!)
It's a grand tournament, it's a battle of war
It's a duel with your honour at stake
(Cake 'Splosion!)
This is the real song
Not just some shameless promotion
Cake 'Splosion!
(Cake 'Splosion!)
Cake 'Splosion!
(Cake 'Splosion!)
Cake 'Splosion!
Tell all your friends they really need
To watch this awesome show
(Cake 'Splosion!)
And if they don't then they're just plain wrong
So feel free to let them know
(Cake 'Splosion!)
If you get to be on this
It will […] your devotion
Cake 'Splosion!
(Cake 'Splosion!)
Cake 'Splosion!
(Cake 'Splosion!)
Cake 'Splosion!
This is the real song
Not just some shameless promotion
Cake 'Splosion! ♪
(bell dings as Basil holds Milo and Ashley's arms up, in front of two finished cakes)
At the Murphy's House:[]
Man on TV: If I married you, and your evil twin, I could have my cake and eat it, too.
Martin: 'Cake'! Oh my gosh! Milo. Where's the remote?
Doof: Uh, it's right over th... AAAAHHH! (He ducks behind the couch) The raccoon is back!!!
(As Recurring Raccoon comes into shot)
♪You've seen it before, you got to see him soon. He's recurring racoon♪
(Recurring Raccoon steals the remote and runs off)
Martin: Hey (as he gets up) come back here, you little bandit.
Doof: (coming up from behind the couch) How can you live like this?
(Benny Hill theme music playing, as Recurring Racoon runs outside with Martin in pursuit.)
Martin: Get back here!
Recurring Racoon: (squeaks as he jumps over the fence into the back garden, he stands on a chair over a bird bath)
Martin: Oh, no, no, no. No, no, please don't play the (RR dunks remote)..oh..
Inside The House[]
Doof: (now back on chair with popcorn) What? (channel keeps changing)
TV: Bonjour (changes channel) Taxi.
Doof: (Gets up) Oh, this is ridiculous. I bet it's that raccoon dunking the remote again. (Grabs the transportinator and heads outside into the garden) All right, it's on.
Martin: (stands in front of Recurring Raccoon) No! What are you doing, Doof? You can't blast him with that thing.
Doof: Relax. It's a transportinator. It's just gonna send him across town somewhere. (He accidentally fires hitting Martin.)
Martin: (as he's hit) No! (is transported)
Doof: Sorry.
On the set of Cake 'Splosion - Outside Jefferson G County Middle School[]
Martin: (appears in the stands, groaning as he does.) Oh. How's Milo doing?
Brigette: They haven't lost yet!
Bravo: Okay, folks. We are down to the final heat and our remaining teams will now take their friendship cakes through the obstacle course. Are there any questions? I didn't think so. Good luck, kids.
Milo: (stepping back) I'm way ahead of you. I'm gonna go sit in that cabinet over there and count sprinkles.
Amanda: (takes Milo's wrist) No, Milo. (pulls him back towards her) Things go wrong with or without the thing that shall not be named.
Milo: (putting a finger up after Amanda let's his hand go) You mean, Murphy's La... (Amanda cuts him off with a finget again.)
Amanda: No one listens, but you're always prepared and I realised that no matter what happens, it's just better having you around.
Milo: Really?
Amanda: Really. Now let's go win this cooking show by roller-skating through an obstacle course. (Milo takes hold of one side of the cake, and they skate over.)
Basil: (over speakers) Okay, everyone now let's see which one of our teams will truly be cake 'splosive. (everyone takes their start position) On your marks, get set..(Anthony and Ashley take off). Okay, fine, alright. (Amanda and Milo takes off as an instrumental version of the Cake 'Splosion theme plays)
(Ball popping as Amanda and Milo head through the bouncing ball gaunlet)
Amanda: Oh no! We can't do this.
Milo: It's okay. Follow my lead. (He and Amanda work their way through the gaunlet whilst Anthony ducks so a ball hits Ashley on the head)
Basil: (on speaker) Well, they've made it through Gumball Fury and now it's everybody's favorite...Angry goats.
(Goats bleat and Milo pulls out a red cape to distract the goats who are charging him and Amanda, placing it over a water trough which they run into and get knocked over by, the trough lands on Anthony and Ashley's head, they trip over the goats and their cake is sent flying, landing on their heads. The goats proceed to eat it)
Amanda: (as she and Milo jump over the fence at the end of the goats) We've done it, Milo. We're almost there.
Diogee: (barking and runs in front of Amanda and Milo)
Milo: Diogee, you're not supposed to be in the mud. Go- (is cut off as Diogee slips and he and Amanda fall over him, sending their cake flying.)
♪Don't say it's over
(The bears in the cake design split apart)
/Don't say it's over
Don't say it's gone
Don't say it's over
Don't say it's over♪
(Cake lands on Jose and Basil the latter who is knocked over by it)
Diogee: (runs up to Milo looking sad, he whines as he rubs his face against Milo's)
Milo: (pets Diogee) It's not your fault, Diogee. (Who starts wagging his tail) I'm so sorry, Amanda.
Amanda: Oh, that's okay. This is the most fun, I've ever had and I actually got to be on Cake 'Splosion, my favourite TV show.
Milo: Well I wish we'd won.
Basil: (off screen) Wait a minute (gets up now on screen) That was extreme and...(slurps cake on him) (deep voice) Moist. (normal voice) Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! (picks up Amanda by her Arm and Milo by his backpack) Amanda Lop and Milo Murph!
(The crowd cheers)
(Basil puts Amanda and Milo down, Amanda gives Milo a hug as he blushes.) (heart shape cut)