Murphy House[]
Brigette: Hot dogs, Chicken dogs, Soya Dog.
Martin: Check, check and no thank you.
Brigette: Let's do this!
(Both are suited up, ready to use the barbecue grill and proceed to head to the backyard.)
Melissa: Good luck ! So what do we do till the inevitable explosion?
Zack: We could play a board game.
Melissa: Ah! The spirit of crushing your enemies and seeing them driven before you. I'm in!
Milo: Ok, there's one thing...
Garage[]
(Milo opens a cupboard full of board game boxes.)
Milo: Murphy's Law. You see we've started lots of board games. We even tried to play cards once and it did not go well.
(Flashback to Brigette, Martin, Milo, & Sara are playing cards in their dinning room.)
Milo : You got any threes...
(Out of nowhere, a shark approaches. Everyone runs sway from the table and the shark devours it.)
Milo : I've never finished a board game. (Diogee walks in.)
Melissa : Well that sounds...
Zack : Dangerous! But I'm hungry and it's making me reckless, so let's do it!
Milo : Game night is go!
♪Game Night ♪
Diogee: (Barks)
Melissa : So all we need is a game that has most of its pieces still intact.
Diogee: (Barks)
Melissa: (holds an empty box) Here's one called Pointless Pursuit. It's empty.
Milo : This one's called mind games, What's this !? (There's a blue'colored letter inside the box which reads-) We know what you've done (Milo gasps.)
Zack : So I think Panopoly's out the next contestant (holds up "Panopoly" which has a hole through the box, then tosses it.)
Melissa : (holding the Lard World board game) Look at this, Lard World!
Milo : (Takes the game from Melissa) The officially licensed board game and it's never been open.
Zack : That game's easy. Should be a cinch to finish before Murphy's Law hits.
Milo : Everything's in here, It even has a little spinner.
(The Spinner Flies And Goes Out Of The Garage And Crashes, causes a car to skid and a cat to screech, chicken noises are heard.)
Zack : Maybe we can play using dice instead.
Melissa : There's gotta be dice in one of these other games.
(They start searching for dice.)
Zack : Huh, none in here either!
Milo : Wait ! There's one more box ah but it's called no dice. Wow ! No dice is full of dice there isn't even a game board in here it's just a bunch of...
(The Recurring Raccoon Appears And Takes All The Four Dices Itself)
♪ You've Seen It Before ♫
♫ You're Gonna See It Soon ♪
♫ He's Recurring Raccoon ♪
Milo : Yep ! I knew he'd be back.
Melissa : Now what are we gonna do for dice !?
Milo : Wait a minute ! Those bulky tissue boxes give me an idea.
(They Make 2 Dice Out Of Those Tissue Papers)
Dining Room[]
(Milo, Melissa and Zack are back in the dining room) Melissa Rolls 2 Dices On The Game's Board)
Melissa : The rules are simple you just have to escape lard world and get home which will save the multiverse and win the gratitude of the spaghetti people from another dimension. (reads gamerules again) Apparently.
Zack : Weird game.
(Sara enters the scene with Neal from the comic shop.)
Sara : Hey gang, What's the (gasps) Wait! Are you guys actually playing an actual board game actually.
Neal : What's so unusual about that?
Sara : Milo's never finished a board game.
Melissa : Yet ! Come on Neal from the comic shop, you guys want to play ?
Neal : Yeah. I get to be the lard goat. (holds up Lard Goat)
Sara : I'm Lard Lamb.
Zack : (shows his game piece) I'm the lard arbiter of good taste. What's that all about ?
Melissa : Really and you didn't have a problem with the spaghetti People From Another Dimension
Milo : Wooh ! I Got To Be Lardee Boy
Melissa : I'm the banker, I'm the banker. I control everything, (stands up with arms outstretched and game money in both hands) free will is an illusion propagated by the bourgeoisie.
Diogee : (pants and lifts a Dog game piece onto the table)
Milo : Aww, look Diogee wants to play.
Zack : Can dogs Play Lard World ?
Melissa : Let's see prohibited Mammals, Hamsters, Monkeys, Racoons, Sloths, Otters, Pigs and Zebras. Nope, Dogs are okay.
Milo : You're in Diogee.
Diogee : (Barks)
Zack : four, five, six. 'You're stuck in a lard Swamp.' I feel like I'm disappointing the spaghetti people from another dimension, but I'm okay with that.
Milo : We're off to a great start, gang !
(Outside) Martin : Brigette, I finally Got The Grill Lamp !
(The Grill Explodes Burning With Flames And Falls On the Game Board)
(The Lardee Boy Game Piece's [Outer Covering] Burns And It's [Inner Structure Reveals That is] The Skeleton Comes Out)
Milo : Ah ! Lardee Boy
Zack : It's Just A Game Piece, Why Does It Have A Skeleton ?
Milo : I knew this Econo-Tub of Baking soda would Come In Handy One day. Hey ! Check it out, it only burnt the beginning of the game does anybody remember where we were ?
Neal : I do, I have a semi photographic memory. It's really only useful for things like board games and remembering where you parked
Sara : That is so cute.
Neal : Yeah, I'm next to a tree.
Back garden[]
(Both Bridgette and Martin have burnt clothing, Martin is holding cremated 'soy' dogs)
Brigette : So, I guess pizza.
Martin : I'll call Veronica.
Dining Room[]
Milo : I believe I was on this burn mark, Right here.
Brigette : (Walks in) Oh, wow ! You guys are actually trying to play a board game really.
Milo : I think it's time.
Brigette : I think it's time to slugger.
Martin : (Walks in) You know what kids, I really admire your gumption.
Brigette : Gumption?
Martin : Slugger?
Brigette : Hmm, Touche.
Zack : Well other than the big explosion. How did the grilling go ?
Martin : It depends on how well done do you like your soy dogs ?
Zack : You lost me at soy dogs.
Martin : Yeah, me too.
[Dan Povenmire: (typing as he speaks) "LATER THAT AFTRE" (sighs, and corrects the E and R) E R, finishes typing "LATER THAT AFTERNOON"]
Melissa : Snake Eyes. 1, 2. (takes card) 'Crow like a large rooster'
Zack : Ha. Start crowing.
(Melissa Imitates a rooster's crowing), there's all so background chicken noises)
Melissa : Yeah, You don't know everything about me.
Milo : We're gonna do it. We're gonna finish the game. (Leaning over)
(Cavendish & Dakota Come Rushing Through The Sliding Window Door)
Cavendish : We need your table
Milo : Hey ! Wait !
(Everything On The Table Falls Apart)
(Zack Catches 2 Dices, Neal Catches Game Pieces, Martin Catches {Diogee & He Barks} Sara & Melissa catches The Game Board And Both Of Them <Sara & Melissa> Give Each Other Hi-fi)
(Dakota & Cavendish Rush Out And Quickly throw That Table Up Into the Deadly Vortex, which seems to block)
Cavendish : (As he and Dakota walk back in) Another job well done ! (Neal runs to do the door after Cavendish has closed to it)
Neal : Is that a black hole ?
Cavendish : Heavens no. That is a deadly vortex completely different
Dakota : Yeah, we plugged it up though
Melissa : Why did you have to use our table?
Dakota : Well Cavendish told me we needed a four by six object preferably flat table-like and this was the first table I thought of...Which makes me feel sort of silly because we passed like four furniture stores on the way over here.
Milo : We're about to finish playing lard World.
(Milo Takes Out A Inflatable Pool Out Of His bag And Blows It To Increase Its Size And Turns It Upside Down To Make It Like A table)
Milo : For you this is a table. Wanna play ?
Dakota : Oh Sure ! But,... He cheats at games. (Points at Cavendish with his thumb)
Cavendish : (hands on hips) If you roll doubles you get another turn
Dakota : (rolls eyes) O... Okay Here We Go Again
Milo : Here, Pick up a playing piece !
(Milo Gives A Box Filled With Playing Pieces To Dakota)
Dakota : Hey what (Grabs gum) I'll be the old gum.
Milo : Is that a game piece ?
Dakota : It is now
Milo : Soo where were we? (everyone places everything and Diogee on the makeshift table)
Diogee : (Barks)
Martin : Okay everyone, I called Veronica So the pizzas should be here any minute !
Milo : Well guess, I better get ready.
(Milo Gets Ready By Holding Fire Extinguisher, Cavendish Opens The Sliding Window Door, as there are crashing Sounds, Cavendish stands aside, Veronica's Helmet Enters First, Then She Enter With A Crashed Scooter And The Pizza Box Burning)
♪ Ye Olde Pizza, For When You're Tired Of Bangers And Mash ♫
(Veronica's scooter falls apart)
Milo : Hey Veronica !
Veronica : Hey Milo ! Uh...Did you guys know there was a black hole above your house ?
Milo : Actually it's a deadly vortex apparently they look a lot alike.
Veronica : Oh ! Game night !
Milo : (Martin hands Veronica the money for the Pizzas and she hands them to him)Wanna play ?
Veronica : Next time, I'm on the clock. Bye, see you later.
Milo : Bye Veronica.
(She Takes The Crashed Scooter In her Hand And Goes Out From The Sliding Window Door)
All : Bye Veronica, See You Later !
Melissa : Thanks Again.
Martin : (holding one of the pizza boxes open) Grab it while it's warm kids
Milo : Great, who's hungry ?
(The Roof Breaks And Doof Falls From Above Bathing In A BathTub)
Doof : Oh, Hi Neal from The Comic Shop. Oh, hey, everyone's here. Do you know the 11 the letter word for something that's not important ?
Zack : How about 'unimportant' ?
Doof : Let's see 8, 9, 11. That's it ! excellent
(The Current Floor Breaks And Doof Falls Down In Somewhere below in The Basement, cat screeching and a rooster/chicken noises)
Doof : See you at dinner !
Milo : Oh, No, (puts Diogee down) we got so close.
Dakota : Game's over we can't play without a board. Let's eat.
Milo : Yes, Exactly everyone grab a slice. (everyone takes a slice) We don't have to stop playing. We can make our own board. We'll start with a cardboard from this box, follow me (All Of Them Including Mr. & Mrs. Murphy Follow Milo To The Garage )
Garage[]
(Everyone gathers in the garage round a pile of boxes)
Melissa : All We need to do is use these other pieces to fill in the part between here and Lard World
Milo : We make a new game from the old ones and finish that game. Game Night !
All : Game Night
♪ Well, it's game night ♫
♫ It's time to crush your enemies ♪
♪ (Game night) ♫
♫ And see them driven before you ♪
♪ (Game night) ♫
Brigette: There's also family togetherness
♫ Well yeah, there's that ♪
♪ But we don't want to bore you ♫
♫ We'll have to throw out the rules ♪
♪ But it will be all right ♫
♫ 'Cause it's game night ♪
♪ (Game night) ♫
♫ 'Cause it's game night ♪
♪ (Game night) ♫
Zack: (after playing Rock paper scissors with Milo, who makes an m shape) What's that?
Milo: Rock, paper, Murphy's law.
Sara: Murphy's law beats everything.
Milo: It's probably why I'm so good at rock paper scissors. (moves his piece and lands on a frog) Uh-oh, frog mask! (places frog mask on) Heh, weird game.
Melissa: (spins spinner) (imitating a pirate) Arr, walk the plank with your right hand. (Camera plans to Cavendish and Dakota who are playing a pirate version of Twister).
Cavendish: Right hand (moves right hand to Steering wheel under Dakota's foot) Argh.
Dakota: You didn't do it in a pirate voice.
Cavendish: I certainly did. Pirate were often privateers, highly educated gentlemen working for the crown. Argh!
Melissa: (with game money in her hand) I'll allow it because I'm the banker. Boom!
(Cavendish and Dakota are now sat over the pirate board, Cavendish moves his piece)
Cavendish: There, huzzah!
Diogee: (Growls)
Dakota: Yeah, you don't want get too close to Diogee's game piece. (Cavendish moves his game piece away from Diogee's)
Sara: (rolls dice) I'm gonna win. (lands on Perpetual Motion Machine Chance Card Bonus spot)
Neal: But first, it's time for the perpetual motion machine chance card bonus.
Sara: (sets machine off, spoon tips ball into to bucket with on a pivot, that knocks it into a funnel on a box with a tube, into a longer tube which sets off a fan. That knocks a small hammer onto a small seesaw which lands in a bucket, pushes a thumbs up, up which frees a ball, that bounces onto a small cushion. Which sets up a sidewards paper popup machine, game bell dings and Sara takes the card)Go back 700 spaces?
Milo: But the board only had 500 spaces.
Zack: And 100 of those have been burned off. (Removes his fake glasses and nose)
Milo: Sara, no! (dramatically runs over to Sara, who falls to the floor and he holds her) I can't play this without you.
Sara: You can, Milo and you will. You must finish the game at all costs (coughs and Melissa eye rolls) Finish the game.
Milo: I won't let you down Sara. And I won't give up on everything that we fought so hard to achieve. (Metal paper popper sparks, falls over flings itself at a fire extinguisher, which hits a ladder, that knocks over some cardboard boxes, into a wooden table with a chainsaw on it, that hits the water tank, which starts spraying water)
Milo: Protect the board! (Milo gets up to block the water, whilst everyone else crowds over the board)
Melissa: Defend it with your lives.
Milo: (Manages to use a Metal Door to block the water with two crutches, before running back.)
Melissa: This is Milo, we're almost to the end. We're all just one roll away.
Sara: The finish line is our sights. I can taste it.
Dakota: Does it taste like old gum, 'cause I can't find my game piece.
Milo: I just want you all to know, win or lose. how much fun I'm having with all of you here. Maybe we should play game night all the...(the deadly vortex finally swallows the table, before pulling the roof of the the Murphy's garage and part of their house)
Martin: (yelling over the wind) Should we stop?
Cavendish: Probably I mean they don't call it a deadly vortex for nothing.
Sara: But Milo's never been this close to finishing the game, any game. Ever!
Milo: Maybe this was enough. Maybe we don't have to finish.
Brigette: No, you've come too far. Everybody roll your dice. (Diogee, Milo and Melissa roll the dice)
(All scream as the deadly vortex pulls them up)
Inside the 'deadly' vortex[]
Cavendish: Well, I guess that vortex wasn't as deadly as I thought it was.
Milo: (arms out) Hey, you guys, we did it. We actually finished the game.
Neal: But who won?
Dakota: The dog won. I think he cheats.
Diogee: (growls)
Brigette: Milo, does it really matter who won? (puts hand on Milo's backpack)
Milo: You're right. It doesn't matter who wins or losses. The important thing is that we finished the game and that we won the gratitude of the spaghetti people. (camera pans out to show spaghetti creatures)
(Camera fades to black before fading in again)
Milo: Does anyone know how to get back to our dimension?
♪It's my world, and we're all livin' in it♪