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One bag of pistachios. You'll have to shell them yourself, which makes it the perfect theme park snack. Especially for the guy who has to sweep up around here. And incidentally, that's also me.

— Henry, "Murphy's Lard"

Henry runs the pistachio stand in Lard World.

He is voiced by Thomas Lennon.


While he seems to put effort into his job, Henry has shown himself to get irritated over the fact that customers tend to throw the shells of the pistachios he sells onto the ground, which he then has to sweep up. When Cavendish and Dakota confront him claiming to be sent by corporate, he doesn't seem to believe them, even going as far as to say 'you can't be serious' in response to their lie.

He later graciously admits he was wrong, and even plays his banjo alongside Dakota's clarinet when Cavendish demands to be 'played out' after the stand is destroyed.

Physical Appearance

Henry is a young man with light skin, blue eyes, and prominent freckles. He has blond hair and long bangs that cover the eye on one side of his face.

He wears a work uniform consisting of a candy-striped shirt with cuffed sleeves and a nametag, blue jeans with visible seams, and a stained pink apron. The hat of his uniform looks like a giant pistachio.


In "Murphy's Lard", Dakota told Henry that a corporate sent him and Cavendish to protect his pistachios. After they manage to save the stand from a flying flaming pig sent by Murphy's Law, Murphy's Law brings the pig back after the defensive dome was removed, destroying the stand. Henry then played his banjo alongside Dakota's Clarinet at Cavendish's request to 'play him out'.



“Listen, kid. Corporate sent us to protect these nuts so back off and let us do our job, okay?”
“I didn't even know there was a corporate...”
“There's always a corporate!”
Vinnie Dakota and Henry[src]

“H'mm? So what're you doing tonight?”
—Henry, talking on the phone[src]

“I don't understand this at all. Mea culpa. So sorry. You were a zillion percent right.”


Season 1

Season 2

v - e - d Characters
Milo MurphyMelissa ChaseZack Underwood
Balthazar CavendishVinnie DakotaDiogeeMartin MurphyBrigette MurphySara MurphyAmanda LopezMort SchaefferBradley NicholsonElliot DeckerHeinz DoofenshmirtzPerry the Platypus
Richard ChaseEileen UnderwoodMarcus UnderwoodChad Van CoffElizabeth MilderKyle DrakoMs. MurawskiNolan MitchellScottBrickSavannahMr. BlockOrton MahlsonLydiaJoniNealBob BlockFrancis Monogram
Story Arc
Orton MahlsonPistachionsSentient BlobKing PistachionDerekGiant PistachionLost DakotasPhineas FlynnFerb FletcherCandace FlynnBuford Van StommBaljeet TjinderIsabella Garcia-ShapiroOctaliansAlien CommanderAlien PilotLoabKhoneOrgaluthCavenpuss
Families Murphy: Martin MurphyBrigette MurphySara MurphyMilo MurphyDiogeeJoey MurphyLaura MurphyNate MurphyGrandpa MurphyGrandma MurphySheriff MurphyMurphy Family
Underwood: Marcus UnderwoodEileen UnderwoodZack UnderwoodZeldaCornelius Underwood
Chase: Richard ChaseMelissa ChaseAbigail Chase
Jefferson County
Middle School
Students: Amanda LopezMort SchaefferBradley NicholsonChad Van CoffLydiaJoni
Staff: Elizabeth MilderKyle DrakoMs. MurawskiNolan MitchellMs. WhiteFredMr. HartoonianMs. Whipley
Related: Elliot DeckerMs. DeckerMs. BaxterMr. Blunt
Cavendish and
Dakota's Jobs
Bureau of Time Travel: Mr. BlockGretchenBrickSavannah
Paranormal Investigation Group: Bob BlockBalthazar CavendishVinnie Dakota
Related: Lost Dakotas
The Doctor
Zone Files
Show and Cast: Orton MahlsonDoctor ZoneTime Ape
Fans: KrisWallyJosh
Pistachions: King PistachionDerekGiant PistachionDennisJerry
Octalians: Alien CommanderAlien PilotLoabKhoneOrgaluthBeekMantelDorsalZorb Zerbavoir
Phineas and Ferb
Heinz DoofenshmirtzPerry the PlatypusFrancis MonogramCarl KarlPhineas FlynnFerb FletcherCandace FlynnJeremy JohnsonBuford Van StommBaljeet TjinderIsabella Garcia-ShapiroVanessa Doofenshmirtz
Kids and Teens: NealThe LumbermaxesMaxJackieCharlene and Sharon BruleeHenryWendyLizzyLola SunderguardJohn and Jake JacksonRain and StormAnthony and AshleyBilly BisonToby
Adults: ScottVeronicaTobias TrollhammerVictor VerliezerClyde RickenbackerMr. BruleeMrs. BruleeShelleyTrucker TedForemanDaveEuniceJavierJimSlashGretchen FlammkuchenPhillipColonel NibletLieutenant TennantJefferson G. CountyEuniceMayorCaptainSergio McGuinnessWilsonDr. Not SorryBasil BravoJoseDirectorMuseum Tour GuideSallyPower Plant EmployeePete and TinaCorn Field FarmerEvan ChaffeToby's GrandfatherVlad and IgorFuller and HastingsNature Surveyor
Animals: LlamasRecurring RaccoonZippyAgent GPioBeauregardCyborg BearRex
Misc: Lardee BoyC.I.D.D.AliensSentient BlobCavenpussMinor Characters