|“||Well, Psycho there is usually our calmest horse; that's why we named him Psycho... for the irony. We crack ourselves up.||”|
— Javier to Zack
Javier seems very cool and relaxed, calmly inviting guests to the ranch on the tour and telling them what they need to know. When he finds out that Sara is a Doctor Zone fan, he enthusiastic points her in the right direction to stuff that might interest her.
Javier is an older man with tan skin, icy blue eyes, and a long nose. He has short white hair, a large, unkempt mustache, and very bushy eyebrows alongside some beard stubble. He wears a black shirt with cuffs drawn up to his elbows, a pocket on either side of his chest, and a downturned collar. His gray jeans are held by a brown belt with a large, white-rimmed turquoise belt buckle.
Javier wears a pair of large brown cowboy boots and matching gloves alongside a large brown cowboy hat.
He welcomed Milo, Melissa, Zack, and Sara to the dude ranch and introduced the younger three to horses Princess, Buttercup and Psycho. After finding out about Sara's interest in The Doctor Zone Files he directed her to a particular corral, at which point she called upon fellow Doctor Zone fans including Wally, Kris, and Josh. When he later identified the horse who lived in the corral as Doctor Zone, Sara and her friends were disappointed; Javier later confirmed Sara's theory that the ranch had been where an episode of Doctor Zone was filmed and cited it as the reason they had given that name to the horse.
“Welcome to the nowhere desert dude ranch. Where you will experience... the serenity of the wild frontier.”
“Well, I guess the shooting location of episode 576 remains an unsolved mystery.”
- Javier's name is never said during "The Wilder West" and was revealed at a press junket.
- Javier is voiced by Clancy Brown, who previously provided various guest voices for Phineas and Ferb; his other acting credits include greedy Eugene Krabs from SpongeBob Squarepants, Savage Opress from Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Ryder Azadi in the CGI Disney XD cartoon Star Wars: Rebels.