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Playing fields outside Jefferson County Middle school[]

Milo: And that's why I wear sweater vests.

(He, Melissa and Zack are sitting a bench with Mort on the table.)

Melissa: I don't know who you are anymore.

Zack: (gets up and puts his backpack on) All right, who's ready for video games and snacks at my house?

Amanda: (walking up with clipboard in hand) Not you. (rips off a page of from clipboard) You forgot the 'Forget The Llamas Save The Alpacas' benefit concert. You have a gig today.

Melissa: We do?

Amanda: I should know, I'm your new manager.

Zack: You are? Since when?

Amanda: Since five seconds ago, were you not listening?

(5 seconds ago)

Amanda: I'm your new manager.

(Present)

Zack: Wow. I guess I wasn't listening. (turns to everyone else) I don't know about having a manager, when we don't even have a good band name yet.

Melissa: Well, we are Just Getting Started.

Zack: But that name was a mistake. What about 'Zack of All Trades?' Oh, or 'Murphy's Lawyers.'

Melissa: 'Melissa and the who cares who else's?'

Amanda: (writing on the clipboard) Band name, TBD. Meantime pick up rehearsals right here, right now. (messages on her phone)

Milo: But our instruments are...

Chad: Uh, guys ( He has turned up with everyone's instruments.) I got this text from Amanda...(drops the drum)

Zack: But we still need power to...(generator starts)

Lydia: Amanda texted me and I just blindly followed her instructions. It's what I do.

Slushy Dawg (3:20pm)[]

(Cavendish and Dakota are the drive through with Dakota driving)

Dakota: I love Slushy Dawg.

Cavendish: We're on a mission to retrieve a piece of alien rubbish, not fill your face hole.

Dakota: Can't we do both?

Cavendish: (looking at his digital watch) It's 3:20 and we're supposed to meet an employee who reported it. (glances at his phone.) A Mr. Johnson.

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Welcome to Slushy Dawg. (A glowing device is seen near the dumpster) May I take your order please?

Dakota: I don't know if you can take my order...

Playing fields outside Jefferson County Middle school[]

(Everyone is now using the bench as a make shift stage and tuning their instruments, Zack's side suddenly falls flinging the speaker at the baseball player, whilst the ball heads in the bench's direction)

Melissa: Heads up. (The ball bounces off the drum kit and and the speakers knocking everything over, Melissa gets off, and the ball flies and bounces off a cloaked sky object, which briefly appears and disappears)

Octalian Ship[]

Alien Pilot: During our routine scan of the planet, we experienced a glitch in our cloaking device. The source seems to be here (alarms start blaring)

Alien Commander: (As footage of Zack and Milo backing up to fire hydrant is shown with a red orb out Milo) I haven't seen a build up of negative probability ions like that since (the fire hydrant flies off)…Follow that human!

Playing fields outside Jefferson County Middle school[]

(Milo inflates a raft for the water following them, which slowly subsides, leaving a mess.)

Amanda: Well, this place is not longer a suitable rehearsal space. Milo, rehearsal at your house. (gets out of the raft) Now.

Mort: Are you sure? Maybe the whole universe is trying to tell us something.

Amanda: Yes it's telling you, to listen to your band manager! Okay?

Slushy Dawg (3:30pm)[]

(Cavendish and Dakota are now parked up)

Dakota: (Stammers) What were we doing?

Cavendish: (spots the food wrappers) Wait, were these wrappers here the whole time?

Dakota: (sniffs after picking a wrapper up) Smells fresh.

Cavendish: Oh, yes. That's it. We were to meet one Jeremy Johnson here at um...(glances at his watch) 10 minutes ago? What have we been doing for those 10 minutes?

Dakota: Well, let's pull over to the drive-thu and try to find out. (reverses and drives to the drive through)

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Welcome to Slushy Dawg. May I take your order please?

Dakota: I don't know if you can take my order, but you can borrow it.

Jeremy: (through the speaker)Dakota? Did you get rid of that thing?

Cavendish: What thing?

Jeremy: (through the speaker)It's me, Jeremy. We just met, like, 10 minutes ago. You know about the weird glowing junk by the dumpster? It seemed to be making people act strange. We already talked about this.

Dakota: Wait, did I order food before?

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Yeah. That's when we met.

Dakota: (shaking his head) Funny, I don't feel like I ate.

Cavendish: You never do. We're coming to you, Jeremy.

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Wait! Whatever you do, don't drive past...(Dakota ignores him)

Harry Hamster Arcade. 3:55pm/4:05pm[]

(Dakota and Cavendish are sitting at 'Grand Prix Extreme' machine)

Dakota: Wait, where are we?

Cavendish: What are we doing?

Mom: Well, I hope you're done. These kids have been waiting for 15 minutes. (Cavendish and Dakota walk outside)

Dakota: There's the van!

Cavendish: How did we end up in there? We were going to Slushy Dawg about some alien device. How did we lose 35 minutes? (opens the door and wrappers fall out) And where did all these fast food wrappers come from?

Dakota: I don't remember eating any of this.

Cavendish: (gets in) Get in, we have to get back to the Slushy Dawg and figure out what's happened. (They drive to Slush Dawg)

Slushy Dawg[]

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Welcome to Slushy Dawg. May I take your order please?

Dakota: Well, I don't know if you can take-

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Dakota? Cavendish?

Cavendish: How do you know our names?

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Cavendish. We've met twice today already!

Dakota: Did we order food?

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Did you order food? Last time you were here, you ordered 79 hot dogs sat in the drive thru, blocking our customers and drove off shouting about being young again!

Cavendish: (pointing forward) Dakota, pull forward.

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Guys, just stop the...

Circus[]

(Dakota and Cavendish have changed clothing and Dakota is in the air and Cavendish is on a Trapeze upside down)

Dakota: Cavendish!

Cavendish: (gasps as he catches Dakota) Oh, my word, it's happened again! Where the devil are we?

Ringmaster: What a show folks! I don't know who these two lunatics are, but they are fearless and without a net. (Both Cavendish and Dakota scream when they realise.)

Slushy Dawg.[]

(Cavendish and Dakota pull up to Slushy Dawg)

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Welcome to Slushy Dawg. May I take your order please?

Dakota: I don't know if you can take-

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Dakota? Cavendish? Do I have to walk you guys through this again? I met you guys already! And if you want food this time, you'd better like burgers or fish sandwiches, because the last time you were here, you brought every hot dog in the place!

Dakota: I don't remember ever eating your food. I want a refund.

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Look guys. The weird thing you guys came for, the memory-messing thing, you have to watch out for it, it's right by the...

Dakota: I can barely hear you. Through this thing let me pull up. (Drives forward)

Jeremy: (through the speaker) No, Wait, wait!

At a Waterfront.[]

(Dakota and Cavendish are on Segways with foam jousts.)

Dakota and Cavendish: Oh come on.

Rental Guy: There they are officers, those are the guys who took my scooters without paying. (Cavendish and Dakota take off yelling as the Police Office runs after them)

Murphys' Garage.[]

(Everyone has moved the instruments and set up)

Zack: Okay, how about 'The Those Guys' or  'The Give It Ups'?

Amanda: I still like 'Just Getting Started' has a nice ring to it.

Milo: Keep at it, Zack. Plenty of bands don't have names.

Zack: Name one.

Milo: Obviously if I named them, they wouldn't be bands with no names anymore, would they? (Ceiling rumbles, everyone runs outside as the ceiling collapses)  

Zack: Now we're a garage band without a garage.

Milo: So just a band? (Brigette and Martin drive up)

Brigette: (opens the door and gets out) Everybody alright?

Milo: Yeah. Let me just go get our gear. (A beam from the Octalian ship hits the chimney as Milo gets Zack's guitar)

Octalian Ship[]

(Rocking)

Alien Commander: What are you doing?

Alien Pilot: I didn't press anything, sir. That's the negative probability ions. (the chimney collapses and Milo moves out of the way before it does) (Alert appears on their screen as an alarm blares) We're too close. It's affecting our controls!

Alien Commander: Brace yourself! (The ship fires a beam at a 'Dancing Ponies' truck, the truck spins round and releases the horses and they neigh as they escape)

Below The Ship[]

Lydia: Ah, scary ponies! (Milo takes out a radio and plays a song (Instrumental Everything's Better with Perry) for the ponies, he throws it on the roof, and the ponies start dancing on the roof, everyone claps bar Amanda who is texting)

Brigette: (Phone beeps and she checks it) Well, according to this text from Amanda, I'm driving you guys to the concert. (She and the kids start walking towards the car)

Martin: Well, have fun, kids. I'll be just here with the ponies. On my roof. Dancing.

Slushy Dawg[]

Cavendish: Our memory losses start here at Slushy Dawg. (holds the bridge of his nose.)

Dakota: I wish I know what we did those three last time we were here. (They drive forward and spot the Alien device)

Cavendish: Wait a moment. Yes!

Dakota: That must be it.

Cavendish: (glancing at his phone) That Jeremy fellow's report to the local authorities. 'Alien trash causing cognitive disturbance.' Of course.

Dakota: That is a lot of syllables. What does it mean?

Cavendish: Remember our training?

PIG Training Room[]

(Mr Block is training room leading a lesson on 'Lost Time and Memory Loss in Unexplained Phenomena 101. ')

Mr Block: To avoid detection, certain alien species use a manic amnesia ray. This ray erases any memory of the sighting and causes the subject to act erratically so they won't be believed by authorities even if they do remember it.

(Security footage, man in shopping cart)

MISC: I'm king of the world! (it's then him being arrested) (stuttering) I don't know how I got here. I swear I saw...I saw a UFO.

Slushy Dawg[]

Cavendish: It's that piece of space trash, that's erasing our memories and causing us to act out. We need to approach it carefully and disable it.

Dakota: Agreed. Let's grab a bite and then do whatever you just said. (drives up to the drive thru)

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Welcome to Slushy Dawg. I regret to inform you that all we have at this time fish sandwiches.

Dakota: Ew, no, thank you. If you don't mind, I'm just going to drive right on through.

Jeremy: (through the speaker) Dakota wait! Remember there's a green..(Cavendish takes out a sauce packet)

Outside the Natural History/Fire Engine Museum.[]

(A stage and seating up is set up for the 'Forget The Llamas Save The Alpacas' benefit concert.)

Zack: How's this for our new band name, 'The Sonic Three?'

Mort: Hello?

Zack: (stammers) Oh, sorry, 'The Sonic Four' (looks at his list) But, eh, I have better ones. A bunch more. How about the 'Lizards of Oz'?

Melissa: (tuning her guitar) How about the 'Lizards of No Way'?

Amanda: (appearing through the curtain) You're on in five, Just Getting Started!

Milo: You know, I like it more when she says it.

Octalian Ship - Above the Concert[]

(The ship is still having issues)

Alien Pilot: We're too close again, ma'am! (alarms as he slides over after the ship tilts)

Alien Commander: No, get closer. We need more data.

Alien Pilot: (as he pulls himself back to the console) But ma'am we're losing propulsion!

Slushy Dawg (7:30pm)[]

(Police drives past chasing something, Cavendish and Dakota's van looking worse for wear is in a bush, with musical instruments in the back of the van)

Dakota: Ugh, that tastes like fi...Have I been eating fish sandwiches?

Cavendish: Well we're back at Slushy Dawg! But what are we wearing?

Dakota: (noticing the damage to the van) When did we do that? (turning to the stuff in the back) And I really hope we paid for all that stuff.

Cavendish: Great bollywockers! (Cavendish is glancing at his watch) How can it be 7:30? Look! The windshield!

Dakota: Wow, I am messier than I thought.

Cavendish: No, it's a warning, I left myself! (reading) Memory easer by dumpster don't drive thru!. (No longer reading) Heh, I'm so clever! Huzzah! (Cavendish and Dakota get out of the van and spot the Memory easer) That must be the cheeky culprit, right there!

Dakota: (stepping out from behind Cavendish, they're both now behind the dumpster) It's broken. There's a hole in it.

Cavendish: The hole must be the problem. How do we plug the hole?

Dakota: Same way I do. Feed it! (stuffs food wrappers in the hole, they cower as they check to see if works, and the device shuts off)

Cavendish: Dakota! You did! You stopped the memory wipes! (chuckling) Oh, we're saved. (hugs Dakota, lifting a few times) We're saved, saved, saved! Ha, ha! Saved. (lets go) What on earth did do on that last blackout? (As Brigette and the kids drive up)

Milo: Hey, Cavendish, Dakota! Thanks for the fireworks. The show wouldn't have been the same without it.

Dakota: Fireworks?

Outside the Natural History/Fire Engine Museum - One Hour Ago/6:30pm[]

Milo: Hey, Amanda, um, in light of today's intense events, (Amanda puts a Alpaca head on Mort) maybe we should...

Amanda: No way! If I've learned anything from you, Milo, it's that you never quit. (clears branch from the stage) I say it's time for us to 'Milo Up.' Let Murphy's Law just try and stop us. We've committed to helping those Llamas...

Melissa: Alpacas.

Amanda: (plugs the Amp in) Whatevs. And that's what we're going to do! (leaves the stage)

Zack: Yeah, we are! We've already got a name (places the band name list on his mic) and now we've got a new song. (Amanda opens the curtain and Zack clears his throat) Thank you, everybody. (looks to Melissa and Milo) We are Just Getting Started!

♪ Would it look better on a marquee

If we were called The Sonic Three,

Or Psychedelic Banshee,

Or Cybernetic Bumblebee?

Would we get more applause

If we were called Lizards of Oz,

Or the Semi-Crazy Straws,

Or just the Murphy's Laws?

All: What's in a name?

If we're rocking just the same

And we're just getting started

(We're just getting started) ♪

Octalian Ship (Over the next verses)[]

Alien Pilot: We're losing power.

Alien Commander: Okay, enough intel! Get us away from that kid! (Alarms blare as the ship flies eradicatly)

Alien Pilot: Uh oh, Brace for impact!...

Alien Commander: (Yells)

♪ We're just another band

We're not in need of a brand

And we're just getting started

(We're just getting started)

Go tell everyone that we're not done

No, we've just begun

And now you know we're

Just getting started ♪

On the ground (Over the rest of the song)[]

(Cavendish and Dakota are driving whilst being chased by police. )

Cavendish: You're right, Dakota, there's a concert! (The van skids in a puddle of water, drives up the now fallen Hamosaur 2)

Dakota: Fireworks!

Cavendish: Amanda texted us. (Dakota drops the fireworks and the van hits the Octalian ship, Dakota and Cavendish yell after they do. The Octalian ship is still out of control, but no longer over the concert as the fireworks go off)

♪ ooo wow oo wow

Just getting started

[...]

Just getting started

wow oo wow oo wooow

(We're just getting started)

We're Just Getting Started! ♪

(Cheering)

After the concert.[]

(Everyone is packing up, and Milo walks over to Amanda)

Milo: Wow, Amanda. You're pretty handy with that phone. (sits down at the end of the edge of stage and opens his accordion case) So, what do you think about your new job? (takes his accordion off)

Amanda: Well, (walking onto the stage) being a band manager is alot tougher job than I imagine. But you're worth it. And we are Just Getting Started. (kisses Milo on the cheek before walking off, he smiles and blushes)

Above Earth[]

Alien Pilot: Power stores returning to normal, ma'am. Your orders?

Alien Commander: That human child could be useful. We'll be back, Milo Murphy.

♪ It's My World and We're All Livin' In It ♪

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