Oh man, it's been eons!! I still check up on the wiki every three hours, so it doesn't feel like much time to me (I get to see you guys' content all the time!) but I forget that it's a big silence on my part!
I've been doing fantastic, myself! I've been working on my life goals and plans, mostly, but man, I miss you guys so much it hurts. I'm so happy to hear from you!
Man has it really been a year since you've written that for me? Man. That's crazy. And no worries if it isn't epic. Epic is a very hard thing to pull off smoothly, and you already nailed in other stories.
I've been doing good. I've decided to take a writing class to help inspire me to go back to writing as much as I used too. Been getting more into Marvel, getting excited to finally watch Star Wars when I finish them. I know you're a fan so what should I watch or skip?
I wouldn't skip a single movie, but here's the thing: Star Wars toxic fans hate every movie, so you need to stay away from other opinions. When you get the chance to develop your own opinions, you will feel free to like/dislike any one of them!
Episode 1: Boring imo, but important, has its own charm.
Episode 2: Les boring, a bit better, still poor. Important like the others.
Thanks for that breakdown! I've only seen Rise of Skywalker (guess I didn't learn from my mistakes when I saw Endgame before watching all of the MCU), Rouge One and Episode 7. But I don't remember a whole lot from them.
I've always wanted to be into Star Wars, it seemed like a cool franchise that would be a great experience to watch the films, but I never got into the groove I guess.
So, as some of you mighy know, I've had the idea of a character not being okay with younger-brother-older-sister relation for quite a while now. Remember about 20's Law (explained later on)? Since this is a topic which I believe not everyone might find friendly enough, I've been trying to find ways in which this particular character can be enjoyed by all. That's why, I may or may not change the previous concept of 20's Law, but I need all of your help. Just tell me, which of the concepts below you find more acceptable:
1. 20's Law: Anything that can go wrong (when the younger brother and older sister are together, of course), will go wrong. It's just like Murphy's Law, but is specific and much more dangerous.
2. Dr. 20: A ghost (or a viewer) will be there seeing what's going on, commenting on how much they hate seeing the 2 (or 3) together, it should not be allowed and sometimes even trying to separate them, which will probably fail most of the time (depending on the situation).
So these are the 2 ideas I have so far. To be honest, I have many memes and ideas in my mind related to this concept, but I cannot reveal them if people feel offended. I may even use both of these concepts together, but I need to know your thoughts. If you have any idea other than these 2, please do tell me. Overall, I need to find out the friendliest way to express something unfriendly without meaning anything wrong.
I believe you will understand what I'm trying to explain. Please don't get me wrong, okay?
I've been doing great! Ah ha (I can't wait to use that joke tomorrow). Oh ya, it's easy, kind of, not really. I use this app called Procreate. I take the already available full-body pic on the wiki of the character and download it on one of the layers. I then color over it to make the colors more stonger and less glitch-y. And if I think the current face of the character isn't matching the characters personality, I find a screenshot with a more characterized face. And put it on top of the current sticker on onther layer. And color it on top of the body. Like how I switched this face with this face.
I'm doing great! How you doin'! I'm gonna take this long night to finally see Treasure Planet (from what I've heard it's underated) and finally finish Thor: the Dark World. I was like 20 minutes in, but I took a break and I haven't been able to finish it.
Anywho, this has been a great year for me. I hope it has been with you too. I know you've been through from some rough stuff, but I want you to know your great and ya. I don't know where I'm going with this because you've already heard this from me, like two days ago.
Oh good! I've just watched another 40 minutes or so (really liking it so far) in fact the reason I came onto the computer was to look up who plays B.E.N. (sounded kind of Robin Williams-esk, great job Martin Short)
I will definatly look froward to that!
OH YOU KNOW THEY MEAN IT WHEN THEY SEPERATE YOU AND GREAT INSTEAD OF SAYING THEY'RE! (i may have actually said "you're great" in the past, know that that does not count)
(I know not related, but still) I shall shoot you with my new oblivion-inator: an inator that turns people so oblivious that others will be surprised with how blind how you are! Be prepared! MWAHAHAHAHA!! Inspired by a backstory.
Man oh man your story for me (yes, I plan on reading your other Christmas stories as well). It's just so impressive!
I love all the small details in it. Perry always fake considering taking Doof's almond brittle tea, Doof telling Perry all of the past-future stuff that's happened with the characers. It's just really smart and enjoyable to read.
Also, I know Doof has never really been your favorite. But that's another great thing about your writing. You've never seen Doof as your favorite, but you still understand what your version of the character is going through. It's just emotional for me. And I LOVE Perry's hesitence toward visisting Stacy. I can say with 100% truth that no matter if they do revisit the Perry/Stacy ark in the Dwampyverse, it will never be as good as what you have thought of for you're ark.
I also just love thinking of Doof say "ass". I don't know why that's so funny to me.
Thanks my friend. You truly are legitametly better than the writers of the Dwampyverse. You understand what the characters are going for. But the Dwampyverse just usually takes a serious character momment and piles on 10 jokes on top of it.
When Doof was looking out the window trying to contain his sadness and fear of his "loss of purposs", I felt that man.
What else is there to say? Except, if Dan and Swampy want to improve there universe. They need to get people like you. If that's even possible.
I'm doing really good. I'm making people feel good and laugh. While some people swear at my and call me autistic (which is never okay) and a waste of human life. That hurts me a little. But I'm mostly fine.
Ya I loved Iron Man 3! I did forget to skip the post credit scene, and I really regret it. That was really hard to watch.
I love a good Christmas movie! Have you checked out Klaus yet?
It's beautiful! The only film to make me cry this year. Also, I've finally decided to watch all the Star Wars films. I've been putting it off for a while, so when I catch up with Marvel I'm going straight to Star Wars. I've only seen two so far. Force Awakens and Rogue One.
I'm actually running charity events. There's one tonight! I run a game for a bunch of kids. I ware a realistic werid costume to make the kids laugh and feel comfortable with the game. I love my work. Dude. Thanks for that. I will. It's been hurting me, but I finally feel above it. Thanks. I needed that.
No but I did mannage to get a lot more of K:BFF? read!
Let me say this; those bits where Kris is looking for potential friends in the mall. Some of Thank you! best one-off joke characters you've written! And the cardboard cut-out Sara! Masterful idea!
I expecially like how, deep down, the "breakup" between Sara and Kris is 100% Kris' fault. Our hero is going throught something. Kind of reminds me of Tony in Iron Man 2 (WHICH I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED FOR THE FIRST TIME!)
So, I've been thinking, and I know you all are wonderfully patient (and I am grateful for that), but due to my insanely busy schedule, a December where I've got some bug Christmas plans, and a million other things, I refuse to let this story drag out.
So, I have a proposal: I've already got about 8 (maybe more maybe less) chapters ready. I wanted to release it as a movie, but the way this is going, maybe it is better like this.
My question is, to every person I know on this wiki: Are you planning to read this or not, and if you are, would you rather one big release or chapters?
Oh December. What a month. I hate it, and yet I love it. And yet I'm thanking god that I don't have to listen to "Let it Go" over and over again because it isn't a staple of the Christmas season, somehow.
Dude. I am totally going to read this. You don't have to panic. If I were in your situation I would split it up so you don't feel totally stressed. If you feel differently that's great. Do what ever satisfies you. My advice would be to split it up into parts. Maybe 2 or 3.
Well, IT'S OFFICIAL! "Balthazar Cavendish Vs The World" will be split into chapters, with the first coming...
Yes, on Saturday, November 16th, you will get to see the story I've been teasing for nearly a year!
I must note that it is a short chapter, and the real meat begins in Chapter 2, but still!
And every two days, a new chapter will be posted!
With Author's notes and all!
I really REALLY hope you all will talk to me about the story, through comments or message walls or chats!
I'm down for anything, from raging critiques to loving praise to curious questions!
Now, before I leave you, here's the first and only trailer for "Balthazar Cavendish Vs The World"!
(We see nothing but hear all)
The Seventh Shadowy Figure (V.O): The time... Has come...
(Footage of Dakota leaving Cavendish)
The Seventh Shadowy Figure (V.O): He's hurt him long enough...
(Footage of Dakota as a mess, in the shower, bleeding from knife wounds)
The Seventh Shadowy Figure (V.O): For so long, we've waited for him to save us... To help us exist...
(6 other shadowy figures all lift their hoods and stare anxiously at Dakota)
(Slow, metallic breathing)
(Red piercing eyes)
(Wide smile that shines like a Cheshire cat)
The Seventh Shadowy Figure (V.O): Now...
(Dakota cowers in fright as they land in front of him)
(The Seventh Shadowy Figure steps up to Dakota and grins)
The Seventh Shadowy Figure (V.O): We'll finally save him from that monster...
(The Seventh Shadowy Figure scoops Dakota up and kisses him. Dakota is shocked)
The Seventh Shadowy Figure: Hello... Vinnie...
(Cut to black)
The Seventh Shadowy Figure (V.O): Who can POSSIBLY stop us?
(Sudden cut to Balthazar Cavendish, looking at Denise from the Breakfast Burrito Store)
Denise: Balthy, you're...
Balthazar Cavendish: I know... A failure.
("Careless Whisper" by George Michael plays as Cavendish strolls down town, feeling sorry for himself and looking worse and worse off)
Balthazar Cavendish (V.O): I treated Dakota like shit, I ruined our relationship, and worst of all, I don't see what I did wrong!
(Cavendish sits down on the couch, almost passed out from being drunk)
Balthazar Cavendish (V.O): I tried to love him, really!
(Cavendish sits down and cries as a knife is thrown at him)
Balthazar Cavendish (V.O): Please... It can't be my fault...
(Two kids look up at Cavendish and shake their heads from the donut he's eating)
Kids: Cavendish, it is your fault...
(Dakota looks at Cavendish, with regret and anger, and Denise looks at him with encouragement and hope)
Dakota/Denise: Now what are you going to do about it?
(Cavendish seems scared, and unsure)
(From "The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy AU")
(Cavendish leaps as a high heel strikes him on the face)
Dakota (V.O): I loved you with all my heart, and you still acted like I was nothing!
(Cavendish dodges teddy bears and shoots a strike with a bowling ball)
Dakota (V.O): But I know what it's like to be forced to change... To be hated for being you...
(Cavendish floats in space)
(Cavendish digs a grave, and sighs in the rain)
(Cavendish smiles sadly at a weeping Mr. Block)
Dakota (V.O): And I know that deep down...
(Cavendish gets an anime girl transformation as a robot arm punches him)
(Cavendish gets served tea dressed like Alice In Wonderland)
(Cavendish dances with a broom)
Dakota (V.O): Deep down there IS a good man there. Someone who wants to be loved and wants to love...
(Cavendish walks away from explosion all cool like with shades)
Dakota (V.O): So tell me...
(Cavendish stumbles to his feet and stands tall as the Seventh Shadowy Figure laughs maniacally and Dakota hides)
(Cut to black)
(Cavendish closes his eyes)
(And gives a thumbs up)
Dakota (V.O): When are you going to be Balthazar Cavendish?
BALTHAZAR CAVENDISH VS THE WORLD
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Wow you have a talent for trailers! I'm not caught up yet, but gee I can't wait too be! This also made me think about who the Seven Shadowyy Figures are. I think they might be Seven past Dakotas who have come to hate Cavendish as the y cotemplated on their past with Cav. Also can't wait to learn who this Densie person is! Everything I've heard sounds like a real epic journey of tears and smiles. Can't freakin' wait!
(Also no. I haven't been able to read anymore of K: BFF? But I'm planning for tommorrow to be a nice and quite day. It's been hard to get some of those lately)