The Middletown Middle School Middlemen are the main sports team for Middletown Middle School. They are the main rivals of the Jefferson County Middle School Geckos. Their mascot is Murray the Middleman and their head captain for the "Athledecamathalon" was Wendy.
- "Athledecamathalon" (First appearance)
- "The Speech and Debate League of Death and Destruction Cross Town Explosion Event" (Wendy only)