|“||Man, this guy really makes biology... what's the opposite of come alive? ...Go dead? Basically he kills biology.||”|
— Heinz Doofenshmirtz about the tour guide, "Doof's Day Out"
The Museum Tour Guide is an employee of the Natural History Museum who gives tours of the human digestive system exhibit.
The tour guide speaks in a very monotonous tone as he's giving his tours. While he seems knowledgeable about biology, Doofenshmirtz calls him boring for his delivery. He seems aware of his own tone and calls it 'slow and deliberate'.
He wears a blue jacket with a green dress shirt underneath with a white tie. He wears dress pants with brown shoes. He is seen with a keycard wrapped around his neck. He also wears shaded glasses. He has gray hair with huge ears.
“Just like the small intestines absorbs nutrients, your young minds will absorb the knowledge being imparted to you in a slow and deliberate tone.”
“Man, this guy really makes biology... what's the opposite of come alive? ...Go dead? Basically he kills biology.”
“Wow, thanks! But I've never gotten a compliment that's that boring..!”