Safety Czar is a show tune that occurs in the ep "Disaster of My Dreams" during a dream Elliot has about becoming "Safety Czar". It is performed by Elliot and a group of back-up dancers.
Lyrics[]
Elliot: Ever since I was hall monitor
And wore that safety vest,
all the other kids in school were jealous
said I was obsessed
But what you see is what you get
There's nothing more to go on
With me it's safety first and second
third and forth and so on.
I'm no friend to careless livin'
Danger's biggest enemy.
I'm a soldier in the war on
Accidental injury!
Backup: He's the caution king
He's the safety czar
Elliot: I'm the being careful superstar!
Backup: He's an advocate for living hazard free
Elliot: That's me.
Backup: So when it comes to cautious living
Elliot: There's a lot of free advice I'm giving
All: Got a non-slip, flame retardant,
High reflective, shatter proofing
Philosophy
Elliot: If you're looking for a safety czar that's me
Backup: Yes, if you're looking for a safety czar
Elliot: Just think of me as life's pace car!
All: If you're looking for a safety czar!...
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Songwriters[]
BMI Work #25918430
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