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"Safety Czar"
That's Me infbx
Song by Elliot Decker
Genre(s): Pop
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Video
Milo Murphy's law safety music video

Milo Murphy's law safety music video

Safety Czar is a show tune that occurs in "Disaster of My Dreams" during a dream Elliot has about becoming "Safety Czar". It is performed by Elliot and a group of back-up dancers.

Lyrics

Elliot: Ever since I was hall monitor
And wore that safety vest
all the other kids in school were jealous
said I was obsessed

But what you see is what you get
There's nothing more to go on
With me it's safety first and second
third and forth and so on.

I'm not friend to careless livin'
Dangers biggest enemy.
I'm a soldier in the war on
Accidental injury!

Backup: He's the caution king
He's the safety czar
Elliot: I'm the being careful superstar!
Backup: He's an advocate for living hazard free
Elliot: That's me.

Backup: So when it comes to cautious living
Elliot: There's a lot of free advice I'm giving
All: Got a non-set flame retardant
High reflective, shatter proofing
Philosophy

Elliot: If you're looking for a safety czar that's me

Backup: Yes, if you're looking for a safety czar
Elliot: Just think of me as life's pace car!
All: If you're looking for a safety czar!...

Gallery

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Previous:
"Llama"
("Missing Milo")
Songs Next:
"Just Roll With It"
("Disaster of My Dreams")


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Season 1 Rooting for the EnemyDon't Break MeDoctor ZoneI've Got No ExcusesMister Go (I've Gotta Go)The Show Must Go OnMurphy Family VacationWelcome to Lard WorldI Want a Girl with a Suit of ArmorChop Away at my HeartYou're the Best RemainingAthledecamathalonScience Teacher in SpaceWe're Going to the ZooTLCJust Roll With ItA Bumpy Ride TonightLlamaI Can't Find YouSafety CzarJust Messing AroundI'm Taking a StrollOn the Open SeaFrom Here to ThereTurnabout Is Fair PlayWorld Without MiloToboggan of LoveAll Tied UpIt's Not One Thing, It's AnotherThe Last HalloweenEverybody is Here
Season 2 Lot of PressureHow Do I Do It?No Day Like a Snow DayHe's Coming UpI Wanna Take Your PictureIt's Raining Cats and DogsGame NightSafety CarCake 'Splosion!TobinaLady KrillerWe Gotta DriveSkatin' and Dancin'Ticking AwayJust Getting StartedI Chase You, You Chase MeYou Go, Girl!Do-Gooder DoofWag Your TailRight About NowGoulashThe Harry Hamster BandSquint My EyesWhen You Tip a DominoTime to Try Something NewDefend Your ArgumentWe Can Do What We WantLooking High and Low For MiloI'm a CatastropheSphere and Loathing in Outer SpaceI Fall Down
Songlets Season 1: I Knew ItHorseface the Equestrian BarbarianYe Olde PizzaHe Will Be Our LeaderPistachios JingleHoverator ThemeIt's a Sad Dog's LifeWindowless VanThis is Happening Right Now
Season 2: Doofenshmirtz Evil JingleTime Chips JingleRecurring RaccoonZippy, The World's Fastest KoalaDon't Say It's OverHe's LeavingHeinz SlawAnd That's How You Know You're a MurphyJames KimElliot Brand Safety Chutes JingleLoss Can Lead to New AdventuresHangin' With Dr. D!Bunny and a KangarooCheck Out My Bling-BlingMurray the Middleman Jingle
Other We're Gonna Do It Again!It's My World (And We're All Living in It)
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