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== Part One ==
=== <u>Outer Space</u> ===
''(The episode starts as a sphere appears at the bottom of the screen. It slowly becomes "Milo's" eye, and soon, his whole body is seen. The words "Milo Murphy's Law Presents" appear on the screen, followed by a title card. A song starts, during which "Milo" is floating through the space.)''

♪We know who you are♪

♪But what are you doing in space?♪

♪You drift through the stars♪

♪You're really all over the place.♪

♪You're just floating, this is crazy♪

♪Are you pushing up weightless daisies.♪

♪You've got no pressure suit, just your clothing♪

♪Are you feeling sphere and loathing...♪

♪in outer space?♪

''(The Octalian Ship appears.)''

'''Melissa:''' Oh no. 

'''Zack:''' Woah, Is that...

'''Melissa:''' Milo!

''(Screen turns black, with words "Created by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh" on it.)''

=== <u>Octalian Ship</u> ===
'''Melissa:''' ''(Stammering)'' Wait. Is he..

'''Doof:''' What, you mean 'dead'? Yeah, probably. ''(walking towards the screen of the ship)'' I mean he's in the cold vaccum of space. ''(looks back)'' I don't know why he hasn't exploded.

'''Zack:''' Wait he's holding his breath. ''('Milo starts banging on the ship where the screen is located.)''

'''Doof:''' ''(facing the opposite direction)'' Actually, that would only explain why he hasn't suffocated ''(finger to his chin)'' not why he hasn't exploded. ''(Turns around.)'' Hey, how about that. He's alive. ''('Milo' points downwards.)'' I don't know how ''(Cavendish presses a button on the unit, which deploys a tentacle arm to pull 'Milo' in.)'' that's possible, but maybe... ''(turns around, after the arm has pulled 'Milo' away)'' Oh, wait. Where'd he go? ''('Milo' drops into the ship, thudding as he lands: Doof notices.)'' Oh, there he is.

'''Melissa:''' ''(her and Zack run over)'' Milo, are you okay? How did you... ''(Diogee runs off, sniffs then barks and snarls.)''

'''Zack:''' What is it, boy? ('Milo' scoots over as Perry walks over)

'''Cavendish:''' (confused from Diogee acting aggressive towards "Milo") What the devil??

'''Dakota:''' He probably smells like outer space.

'''Melissa:''' It's okay, y-you can breath now.

("Milo" blows out air and shape-shifts into a pile of turquoise goo. Perry, Zack, Melissa, Cavendish and Dakota look and yelp in shock as Doofenshmirtz looks bored. The goo then shape-shifts into Loab, he greatly exhales, able to breathe again. Cavendish grabs him by the shirt.)

'''Cavendish:''' (shaking Loab) What have you done with Milo, you alien monster?!

'''Loab:''' (shakes Cavendish) Nice to meet you!

'''Dakota:''' Hey-hey, let go of him!

'''Loab''': (shakes Dakota) And it's nice to see you too! (stops shaking) Sorry, is this not some sort of earth greeting??...(looks towards something that's off-screen) What is that abomination?!

[The screen shows Cavenpuss with a coffee mug.]

'''Cavenpuss:''' Said the talking space octopus. (leaves)

'''Melissa:''' (In Loab's face) Alright sushi boy, spill! Where's our friend?

'''Loab:''' He's our dinner.

'''Melissa:''' WHAT?!

'''Loab:''' Sorry, my translator was set to "dining on other worlds", (adjusts his translator) Why is that the default setting?? What I meant was, he's our CHAMPION.

'''Zack:''' Then, why were you floating out in space looking just like him??

'''Loab:''' Well, our hull was breached and I was sucked out. You see, we're immune to the vacuum of space as long as we hold our breath and shape shift. Milo was the last one I touched, so I changed into him. (A flashback shows from the previous episode where Milo and the Octalians are about to get sucked through the hull, a new scene shows Loab shape-shifting to Milo. The scene changes back to Melissa and Loab.)

'''Melissa:''' We need to know where Milo is, NOW.

'''Loab:''' Well, the escape pods were programmed to take them back to our planet, so Milo could battle (whispers) 'It'.

'''Zack:''' 'It'? Wh-what is 'it'?

'''Loab:''' We do not, speak its' name,

'''Zack''': Because it's so terrifying??

'''Loab:''' No, because we don't know its name. Some people call it the Sphere of Calamity, but, you know, it's not really a name, or more of a description, still, it is terrible.

'''Melissa:''' (angry) And Milo's heading towards it right now?!

'''Loab:''' Don't worry, he's not alone.

=== <u>Outer space, near Octalia</u> ===
[The scene shows Milo and every octalian completely crammed inside the last escape pod. It flies to their home planet Octalia with the words "Octalia" showing on the screen.

=== <u>Octalia</u> ===
''(On Octalia, the escape pod flies inside some station. It shoots out the Alien Commander and Mantel, then Milo, who gets slightly stuck. After he falls out, the machine shoots out every Octalian at the same time. Khone comes out the building the station is on with some red and green nachos.)''

'''Khone:''' Oh, hi guys, I bought Nachos to make up for abandoning you!

'''Milo:''' Okay, tell me again why I'm here.

'''Alien Commander:'''(inserts a coin into the city's Tower viewer) Come over here Milo, and I'll show you. (Milo looks into binoculars. In the binoculars, a giant growing cosmic sphere is shown in the city; fun saxophone music is playing in the background)

'''Milo:''' Well that looks...fun!

'''Alien Commander:''' Oh, eh heh. hold on, it's on the wrong setting. (turns the music dial on the binoculars from "Fun & Frolic" to "Drama") Try that. (Milo looks into the binoculars again with the same cosmic sphere, This time with dramatic music playing in the background)

'''Milo:''' Oh, I see! What is that?

(Scenes show Octalians running away in fear from the sphere, the particles from the sphere cause mayhem such as destroying objects in the city)

'''Alien Commander:''' A sphere of Calamity that causes....well.... Calamity wherever it goes. Whatever can go drastically horrifically wrong, WILL go drastically horrifically wrong.

'''Milo:''' (gasps) Like Murphy's Law!

'''Alien Commander:''' Here we call it Orgaluth's Law.

'''Khone:''' Our scientists discovered that the sphere is made of Negative Probability Ions.

'''Alien Commander:''' The ions that YOU seem to know how to deal with.

'''Khone:''' That's why we searched for you.

'''Milo:''' And abducted me.

'''Khone:''' Yeah, get over yourself already. (leaves)

'''Alien Commander:''' Your ability to deal with the negative ion effect is more advanced than any creature in the galaxy. 

'''Milo:''' (Snickers) Oh, thanks.

'''Alien Commander:''' Milo Murphy, we believe you are the only creature who can save us from this disaster. (Screen comes up with a simulation) If you can't, the sphere will continue to grow and grow and eventually engulf our entire world.

'''Milo:''' I mean, it'll try my best to help, but...

'''Alien Commander:''' Of course, try your best. No pressure.

'''Zorb''' (on screen): This just in, the Earthling, Milo Murphy (shows photo from when Milo was squashed in the escape pod) is here to save us. One small slip up on his part could mean the end of everything we've ever known or will know.

'''Alien Commander:''' Okay, so there's some pressure.

'''Zorb:''' (now with video of the Sphere of Calamity) Good luck, kid. Our lives are in your hands. 

=== <u>Octalian Ship</u> ===
(It fades out to the Octalian Ship, everyone bar Doof and Cavenpuss are gathered round the screen, Doof is near the console) 

'''Loab:''' See, there it is. The evil sphere. 

'''Cavendish:''' (pointing at Loab) And you took Milo against his will to battle that?

'''Loab:''' (clasps hands) Well, when you put it like that...

'''Computer Voice:''' The ship is now in orbit around the planet Octalia.

'''Doof:''' About time. How do I land this puppy? (Everyone turns to face him)

'''Cavendish:''' Doof, please don't touch any...(Doof ignores him and presses a button anyway) Wait, what are you..

'''Computer Voice:''' Engines offline. (Warning alarm and flashing lights) Crash mode imminent. (Everyone looks mad, bar Loab who looks unimpressed) Computer voice, ejecting from ship. (Jet engine roars as the Computer Voice ejects itself, and everyone glances to see it) Good  luck, sucker. (The ship suddenly starts dropping and everyone screams)

'''Unknown:'''  Plummeting...I hate....plummeting (screaming continues, the ship crashes through a tower, before slidding along its belly to a stop)  

'''Cavendish''' (off screen) Is everyone alright? (Zack and Perry untangle themselves.) 

'''Perry:''' (Churrs)

'''Melissa:''' (comes over) How we doing?

'''Zack:''' I'm..I'm okay.

'''Melissa:''' Really? 'Cause I'm a little freaked out. (Helps Zack up) I mean, we just crashed-landed a UFO on an alien planet. 

'''Zack:''' (rubbing his arm) Exactly, that's why I'm okay. Look, we've faced time traveling nut monsters, more wayward construction equipment than I can count, and now we're halfway across the galaxy on an alien world, trying to find our friend. Dude, I think I'm done being afraid. 

'''Melissa:''' (chuckles before putting a hand on Zack's shoulder) I like this Zack. (Walks off, Perry elbows Zack)

'''Perry:''' Churrs.

=== <u>Outside the Octalian Ship</u> ===
(Everyone has headed outside (bar Cavenpuss) with Melissa, Zack and Diogee in the lead.

'''Zack:''' So, how are you gonna find Milo?

'''Melissa:''' Diogee, you're always finding Milo when I'm with him. Can you do it again? (Diogee wags his tail) 

'''Diogee:''' (Barks before taking off)

'''Melissa:''' Come on. (Everyone takes off after Diogee.)

'''Cavenpuss:''' So, I'll just stay here then, shall I? Contemplating my tragic existence. 

(Diogee has found a pile of goo on the floor, and is pointing at it, Melissa and Zack skid to a stop)

'''Zack:''' Oh, look at that. He found...something.

'''Melissa:''' (Squelching noises) Oh, oh, oh, (It's revealed Diogee is rolling in the goo) yuck. No, no, no, no, no, ew. 

'''Zack:''' Maybe this is just part of his process.

=== <u>Another location on Octalia</u> ===
(Whirring, and sparking, as a marching band march past, with the leader whistling, and a bus drives up with Milo in a dome) 

'''Chanting:''' Milo! Milo! (Milo waves) Milo! Milo! Milo! Milo! Milo! Milo! Milo! 

(The leader loses his baton, his an an electric poll, which zaps a flag and spins the baton back in the marching band's direction, the trumpeter falls down a cover on the floor, before flying back up the other side and destroying the stand. Khone brings the bus to a stop)

'''Khone:''' Huh, looks like we're walking. (He and Milo get out) 

'''Octalians:''' (Running towards the bus) Let's go, let's go! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! No pressure, but we're all dead if you fail. (Tires screech as it drives off)

'''Zorb:''' (puts an arm of Milo's shoulder and pulls him round) Milo, Milo (coughs) How would you describe your emotions, right now? (Puts mic to Milo very briefly.)

'''Milo:''' Well...

'''Zorb:''' Just right now. (Moves Mic back and forth, not giving Milo a chance to answer) Just your emotions. Your emotion, just right now. (Moves it back and forth a couple of times before stopping, Milo eyes it)

'''Milo:''' Well, it's like my dad always says...(crashing and whirring in front of him as a lamp post falls over) 'That is much scarier up close.' (Zorb runs off)

=== <u>Elsewhere.</u> ===
(Everyone is walking with Diogee sniffing)

'''Doof:''' So how exactly does the whole shape-shifty thing work? (Stammers) Are you copying your subject (grabs the back of Loab's head) or recreating them, or...(let's go)

'''Loab:''' (scoffs) They taught us all about it in health class. (shivers) Gross. We actually absorb part of the molecular structure of the thing we're copying. 

'''Doof:''' You wanna hear gross? Let me tell you about Cavenpuss. Hey (turns round) Where is Cavenpuss?

=== <u>On the crashed ship</u> ===
Cavenpuss: (Relaxed sigh) (In a bubble bath) You're not an abomination, Cavenpuss. You are a vibrant and interesting person slash platypus hybrid and you deserve this (Relaxes) Mmm.

=== <u>Elsewhere:</u> ===
'''Dakota:''' (Next to him Cavendish is unhappy) Wow. A real alien city on another world.

'''Cavendish:''' I don't like it here. The sky's a weird color, (he and Dakota stop) the air smells like a combination of Ozone and Wintergreen (walks out in front of the now stopped group) and worst of all, I have the overwhelming feeling that something very bad is going to...(gets hit by bus with the fleeing octalians) 

'''Dakota:''' (Unfazed) Hey, how about that. He was right.

'''Octalians:''' Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 

'''Cavendish:''' (Dazed) Now where do you suppose, they were going in such a hurry? (Perry helps sit him up as Dakota also comes over) 

'''Dakota:''' Two for one sale at the tentacle warmer store? I don't know.

'''Cavendish:''' Oh, (Perry grabs his hat and googles for him) this is preposterous. (Snatches it off Perry, before fixing it)

'''Dakota:''' What're you talking about?

'''Cavendish:''' (gets up) We shouldn't even be here. All I want to do is go home. (He brushes himself off before putting his hat back on.)

'''Dakota:''' Oh come on, for months you've been going on about saving the earth and how no one would let you do it. And now, here's a planet that you can actually save, (Loab and Doof join him, Cavendish and Perry) and you wanna leave?

'''Cavendish:''' By Harry, you're right. This will be my moment. Dakota, I will fulfill my destiny right here on...on...

'''Dakota:''' (whispers) Octalia.

'''Cavendish:''' On Octalia.

'''Doof:''' Where should we start?

'''Melissa:''' We can start by finding Milo. If that bus is running away from trouble, then we have to run toward it.

'''Zack:''' (On a pile of discarded items and pointing forwards) Let's run towards the danger! (Diogee and Melissa join him) Also, I cannot believe I just said that. 

'''Diogee:''' (Barks and takes off)

'''Cavendish:''' (Off screen) Come on, everyone. (Everyone takes off after Diogee) Let's help save this planet.

'''Diogee:''' (Rolls in another ooze puddle and everyone stops.)

'''Zack:''' Seriously?

=== <u>With Milo</u> ===
(Whirring and crashing as more things break, Milo and Khone crouch behind a large piece of rubble)

'''Milo:''' Well, I guess it's time for me to, um...(glances to Khone) What am I supposed to do exactly?

'''Khone:''' Um, stop it? (Off screen crashing) Oh, see you later! Gotta go! (runs off screaming)

(He runs into a fall sign, before stepping back into a fallen signpost, runs off)

'''Milo:''' (Steadying himself) Okay Milo, you can do this. (starts walking towards the sphere) It's just Murphy's Law. (Whirring as a big sign crashes, with a brief part of the end of the theme song playing, the 'O' falls off the sign, Milo holds an 'O' up.) Times a million. (He discards the sign before slidding down.)

(A cup on top of a sign is knocked free by electric whirring, Milo ends up inside it as it rolls, he screams and manages to use a bunjee cord to get free before it crashes into a building, he gets to his free and coloured (noodles?) come free of their domed windows, Milo hops over with a po-go stick, the (noodles?) hit a fire hydrant which shoots Milo skywards, he lands on a statue, and falls off knocking it over too, he lands right next to the sphere. Milo pulls out a rolling pin and attempts to go into the Sphere. He successfully pushes in, but is flown around it, he manages to find something to hold onto, before spotting a female Octalian, her hood is blown off. They share a glance for a few seconds, before Milo comes free he screams as he is thrown many feet into the air, he lands in a awning which breaks) 

'''Milo:''' What? (tries to pull himself free, a large cable comes lose and hits a giant wall, Milo closes his eyes in fear. He's suddenly pulled free)

'''Doof:''' (stopping in front as the other's leave) The cavalry has arrived. (He's pulled by grappling hook out of the ball of water's way by Perry.)

(The group settle Milo on a nearby step)

'''Diogee:''' (barks and licks Milo)

'''Milo:''' Diogee. (Sniffs) Oh, you...you smell a little..

'''Melissa:''' Yeah, he rolled in some...

'''Dakota:''' (Cuts Melissa off) So, we hot-wired an alien ship.

'''Milo:''' That's cool (clutches his shoulder)

'''Melissa:''' (concerned) Milo, are you okay?

'''Milo:''' (holding his arm) I was just inside that sphere over there and it..

'''Melissa:''' You were inside that thing?

'''Milo:''' Yes. And inside there was a girl. 

'''Zack:''' What? A girl?

'''Melissa:''' (At the same time as Zack's previous line) A girl? 

'''Alien Commander:''' (Comes over) (Gasps) Wait. She's still alive?

'''Milo:''' Yeah. Who is she?

'''Alien Commander:''' That's Orgaluth. My daughter.

'''All:''' Your daughter?

'''Zorb:''' The end of the world as we know it, with return after these important messages. (A stray electrical bolt hits his mic, causing the top to come off and the screen to fade to static)

== Part Two ==
=== In An Octalian Medical Facility. ===
(Milo is bandaged in in a chair being seen to by an Octalian Doctor, everyone is gathered round including Khone)

'''Milo:''' (As the doctor waves a beam over him) Wow, Doc, whatever you gave me really worked. Nothing hurts, and I must have seven broken bones.

'''Doctor:''' Seventeen.

'''Melissa:''' (Impressed) Wow, that's a new record. Even for Milo. 

'''Doctor:''' You'll be complete healed in 47 seconds. (Steps time next to Milo and walks away) You also may develop telepathy.

'''Milo:''' I knew you were going to say that. Whoa.

'''Alien Commander''' (walking over to Milo): Milo, you were incredible out there.

'''Milo:''' Why is your daughter in the middle of that sphere?

'''Alien Commander:''' Well you see, when Orgaluth was little, strange incidents occurred around her (Orgaluth's high chair falls through the floor). But as she got older, (Orgaluth's bike falls appart) the strange events got me...severe. (In a lab Orgaluth is on a treadmill with screens around her) Our best scientists found that Orgaluth was surrounded by a sphere of negative probability ions. (Everything falls appart in the lab) They seemed to be attracted to her specific molecular structure. (In the street, the sphere starts to form) But soon, it became so strong, the negative ions consumed her and left only the sphere of calamity. Or so I thought. I didn't know she was still in there. (The timer dings and a now healed Milo slides out of the chair) Milo you have to help us fight that thing and get my daughter back. 

'''Milo:''' I'd like to help, but I don't think I can do it alone. (walking towards the window overlooking the sphere of calamity) Maybe if you and your people all banded together to help me. You know sometimes, it takes a village to really..

'''Alien Commander:''' We don't have your skills, Milo. Or your courage. 

'''Khone:''' (He and Loab are now next to Milo) We're tried everything. We end up pumbled and bruised every time. (Sighs) I'm afraid we don't have much fight left in us.

'''Loab:''' I had a little bit of fight left, but I used it up untangling the garden hose this morning.

'''Milo:''' Well luckily, my village followed me here. (Camera moves to Cavendish, Dakota, Diogee, Melissa and Zack) 

'''Melissa:''' We've always got your back.

'''Diogee:''' (Barks)

'''Zack:''' (Holds up Milo's backpack) And your backpack. (Camera moves over to Doof and Perry)

'''Perry:''' (churrs)

'''Doof:''' Perry the Platypus says we're all gonna die.

'''Perry:''' (churrs at the mistranslation with his hands on his hips) 

'''Doof:''' Oh, 'try.' He says we're all gonna try. That's nicer. 

=== <u>A Little Later</u> ===
(Screen wipe, everyone (bar Doof) is gathered by a bench. Zack and Melissa sat down, Perry standing on it, Cavendish and Dakota either side, Diogee next to it. Milo is infront of a white board, one based on Earth which him in the centre, and one based on Octalia with Orgaluth in the centre)

'''Milo:''' Okay, I think I understand the concept of Orgaluth's Law. So back on Earth, everyone has negative probability ions surrounding them, (circles one of the 'people' on the Earth side) which makes everyone subject to Murphy's Law. (chuckles) Of course, some people have more Murphy's Law (points to him in the centre) than others. 

'''Dakota:''' That's you. The big one is you. 

'''Milo:''' (Flat) Yes, that's me. (Walks over to the Octalian side) The equivalent on this planet is called Orgaluth's Law and unfortunately, it all seems to be concentrated on poor Orgaluth. Nobody else has any. 

'''Zack:''' Well, there's gotta be a way to spread it out or make it smaller. What do you think, Dr. D? (Camera pans to Doof with a Boat (Khone) and a Rubber Ring (Loab))

'''Doof:''' Okay, guys break it up. I'm on. (Loab 'deflates' and Doof steps out of the boat) Well I did bring some 'inators' with me. (Loab and Khone transform to normal as Doof joins the human group) Let's see. We got the Chicken Replacinator. (Takes out said inator) and the Reducinator (takes out said inator)

'''Zack:''' Hey, maybe we could shoot that at the sphere.

'''Doof:''' (Lifts the Chicken-replacinator) Are there even chickens on this planet?

'''Zack:''' No, the reducinator.

'''Doof:''' (holds up the Reducincator) Oh, the Reducinator. (gasps) That would totally work better. (throws the chicken replacinator aside and holds the other in front of him like blaster) One blast with this baby, and it'll turn all those negative probability ions into little itty-bitty ionitas, as the Spanish would say.

'''Melissa:''' But, how do we get Milo close enough to use it?

'''Dakota:''' Oh, I got it. (Taking the marker pen) If we all work together we can do it. Here, look. (wipes part of the board with his hand) Let's just say...let's (drawing)...this and this. And wait. Okay. (moves to reveal he draw a massive sandwich with him holding it up) This sandwich represents all the bad things that are happening around Orgaluth's sphere. It's huge. It'd be impossible for one person to deal with all of this. You can't eat a sandwich that big, but if we work together. (rubs part of the sandwich out) Like say me and Cavendish take a bit over here  (wipes another bit off) Doof and Perry take this bite. (Wipes more) And the kids are all over here like that, and then maybe I come back and have another bite because this sandwich looks really good. (wipes a little more off) Milo might be able to handle the rest of it. (circles it)

'''Zack:''' (Gets up) Work together. 

'''Melissa:''' (Gets up) Yeah, as a village.

'''Milo:''' (arms up) Let's do it for Orgaluth! (runs out with Melissa, Zack, Diogee and Perry in pursuit) 

Yeah

Come on

'''Cavendish:''' You're thinking about eating a sandwich, aren't you?

'''Dakota:''' And you're not?

'''Cavendish:''' Touché.

=== <u>In the Sphere of Calamity</u> ===
Orgaluth: Hello? Space Kid? Where'd you go? 

=== <u>Outside of the Sphere of Calamity</u> ===
(Everyone preps to face it, Milo with the Reducinator, everyone bar Diogee with their own backpack.)

'''Milo:''' You guys look great.

'''Cavendish:''' Prepared and protected. (Knocks against the metal of Dakota's helmet)

'''Melissa:''' Time to go eat a giant, glowing...

'''Zack:''' Lighting-shooting sandwich.

'''Dakota:''' Yummy, yummy.

'''Perry:''' Chirrs. 

'''Doof:''' (running into the lead) Milo, fall in behind us. (Everyone takes off bar Milo and Diogee)

'''Milo:''' Diogee, you're with me.

'''Diogee:''' Barks. 

'''Milo:''' All right. Let's get inclose with this reducinator. (He and Diogee follow the others)

(Above)

'''Zorb:''' This is Zorb Zerbavoir, here with the battle of the century. Milo Murphy verses the Sphere of Calamity. (The structures next to the sphere of calamity fall over) Only one will survive. (holds up Vorpel Wrap) Brought to you by Vorpel Wrap, when your vorpels need to stay fresh. (a metal structure falls on him) 

♪ I'm not a rock, I'm not a statue made of stone

I'm not some iron superstructure, I'm just out here on my own

I'm not so sturdy that I can stand alone against the squall

So if you knock me down, I'm gonna fall.

I fall down

If I get tripped.

I fall down

If I lose my grip.

I fall down

If I get flipped over a rail or get hit in the head with the pail.

I fall down

If I slip on debris.

I fall down

Clobbered by a tree.

I fall down

Hit with a movie marquee or pretty much anything bigger than me.

I fall down, yes, I'll fall down but then

I get back up again.

Though I'm not made of brick, you know that I'm not made of straw.

I won't fall into pieces with some fundamental flaw.

I can take this all day long, I'm just coughing, I'm not chokin'.

I may get beaten but I'm never broken. ♪

'''Milo:''' (now trapped under fallen debris) Um, hey guys? (Dakota and Cavendish dodge a large metal structure, whilst Zack and Melissa fend off loose debris ) Guys, I'm trapped. Can..Can I get a hand? Anybody? (Perry frees Doof from a giant conical glass of fluid. Milo tries to free himself, but someone puts a brick near him, they use a lever and pull him free)

'''Milo:''' (confused) Oh, thanks. Milo? (The O Milo 1 inflates a inflatable bouncing a glass off it, Milo runs forward O Milo 2 uses a metal fork/trident prevents a sign/lamp post falling over) What's going on?

'''Loab:''' (Transforms back and is revealed to be O Milo 1) I am Milo.

'''Khone:''' (Transforms back and is revealed to be O Milo 2) I am Milo.

'''Alien Commander:''' (Transforms back from Milo 3) I am Milo!

'''Octalian 1:''' (touch Milo) I am Milo! (transforms)

'''Octalian 2:''' (touches O1 Milo 4) I am Milo! (transforms)

'''Octalian 3:''' (touches O2 Milo 5) I am Mikey! (transforms)

'''Octalian 2:''' Milo.

'''Octalian 3:''' Is that his name?

'''Milo:''' I thought you guys didn't have any fight left in you. 

'''Khone:''' After seeing you out there, we got our delicious Vorpel cutlets with gravy back. Darn this translator.

'''Loab:''' Yeah, we got our courage back. (He and Khone transform back)

'''Alien Commander:''' For my daughter, maybe we can still be a village. (Transforms into Milo)

(With the Octalians and everyone else they continue onwards.) 

♪ I fall down

If I slip in the ice.

I fall down

And it don't feel nice.

I fall down

If you hit me twice with a big bulky bright orange flotation device.

I fall down

If I slip on a peel.

I fall down

You know, it's no big deal.

I fall down,

It's a little surreal to get hit by an alien tractor wheel.

I fall down, yes, I'll fall down but then

I get back up again.  ♪

(Milo is now on stairs near the Sphere of Calamity with Diogee close behind)

'''Milo:''' (holding the reducinator out) All right, time to reduce those ions. (A stray metal planter knocks it out of his hand) 

'''Zack:''' Oh, come on! Really? 

'''Diogee:''' Barks (takes off after the inator which is still bouncing away)

'''Milo:''' No, Diogee. Let it go!

'''Zack:''' Come on Milos, we've gotta fall back. (Everyone starts running a distance back, the balcony Milo, Doof and Perry are on, wall starts to come away from the rest of the building, leaving them at an angle)

'''Milo:''' We have to figure out a way to reduce Orgaluth's negative ion without the inator.

'''Doof:''' (pointing at the crowd of Milos) Wait a minute. That blue guy told me that whenever they turn into somebody they absorb some of their molecular structure. 

'''Loab:''' (from down below and off screen) That's true. It's disgusting. 

'''Milo:''' Hey everyone, instead of being me, be Orgaluth. (The Octalians all transform back)

'''Melissa:''' Be Orgaluth? Oh, I'm tasting what you're cooking. But the Octalians need to her to do it and we still can't get close. 

(On a walkway above Diogee runs up with the reducinator in his mouth, he falls off the end into a pit with the reducinator, which grows him size, pushing the buildings a little built the reducinator falls off his nose) 

'''Doof:''' (Catches it) My reducinator. Oh, it was set on reverse. That makes sense.

'''Milo:''' (climbing up) I got it. (jumps on to Diogee's nose) Everyone, follow Diogee. Go get the ball Diogee, the really big ball. 

'''Diogee:''' (roars and he heads towards the ball, with the Octalians in pursuit)

'''Khone:''' Yeah, this is...(Diogee steps on him, and Loab helps him) Great. (Several of the Octalians get on Diogee's back including Loab, Khone and the Alien Commander, and a giant pile of Debris blocks the way and Diogee just walks through it. More Octalians join along the route as Diogee pushes his nose into the sphere)  

'''Orgaluth:''' (Coming out from behind a rock she was sheltering behind) Space kid?

'''Milo:''' Hi Orgaluth, I'm Milo. I...I know you've had a rough time, (climbs off Diogee's nose) but I brought some help. (Alien Commander appears)

'''Orgaluth:''' Mom.

'''Alien Commander:''' My baby girl! (Jumps down and hugs Orgaluth, before transforming into her, there's a whir and the sphere shrinks)

'''Orgaluth:''' (pulls away from her Mom) What're you doing?

'''Alien Commander:''' Being a village. (reaches to the other Octalian's on Diogee) Everyone, reach to your neighbour! (first Loab then Khone do so and transform into Orgaluth, before a line of Octalians also do, the sphere starts shrinking and others also join the line. The sphere shrinks further as bubbles separate from it)

'''Melissa:''' It's working. 

(The Sphere shrinks completely until it disappears into Orgaluth)

'''Orgaluth:''' Oh...oh, my gosh. (stammers) It's over. 

'''Alien Commander:''' (Hugs and transforms back) Baby girl (everyone cheers)

'''Orgaluth:''' Thank you for saving me. 

'''Diogee:''' (Shakes everyone off, and they scream as they're flung off)

'''Zorb:''' (appears with his camera man) Orgaluth, you've just been released from the Sphere of Calamity. How are you feeling? (puts the mic to her)

'''Orgaluth:''' Like, are we on holovision? (Scoffs) I must look terrible. All my friends from school are gonna see this. 

'''Alien Commander:''' Um...you destroyed the school.

'''Orgaluth:''' (chuckles) That's a relief.

'''Doof:''' (elbows Alien Commander) Teenagers, am I right?

'''Alien Commander:''' (As she and Orgaluth walk over to Zack, Melissa and Milo) Milo. I don't have any words except, you look delicious. (electronic buzz) Ooh. (chuckles) Sorry. Default mode.

'''Milo:''' That's okay. You look delicious too.

'''Alien Commander:''' (A sign hits her on the head) Was that you?

'''Milo:''' I don't think so.

'''Doof:''' (walks over and as he shrinks Diogee too much) Actually, I think it was you. (Milo grabs the really tiny Diogee) Now that you've all absorbed some of Orgaluth's energy, (Doof turns Diogee back to normal and drops the Reducinator) Everyone has a tiny touch of Orgaluth's Law. 

=== <u>Somewhere else on Octalia.</u> ===
(The ship has been repaired, and there's a gathering)

'''Milo:''' I want you all to remember, sometimes things will go wrong (It's revealed everyone is standing on the ramp in their respective groups), but don't be afraid. You can face it together without fear. (everyone cheers as Orgaluth rests against the Commander.) Milo!

'''Melissa:''' No fear?

'''Zack:''' No fear. (Puts arm around Melissa's shoulders, they share a glance, before Zack moves away) Oh. Uh...er...(Melissa kisses him on the cheek before walking up the ramp away)

'''Milo:''' (imitates kissing sound)

'''Zack:''' Get on the ship, wise guy. (He and Milo head up) 

'''Cavenpuss:''' (With a cup of tea as everyone walks past) So, what did I miss? (The Octalians scream when they spot him)

'''Octalians:''' It's an abomination! (scream and run away)

'''Cavenpuss:''' Oh (sighs)

'''Doof:''' (As he and Perry get into the ship) Ah, don't take it personal.

'''Cavenpuss:''' (Turns round) And how can I not take it personally? (He follows Doof and Perry as Dakota and Cavendish get into the ship.)

'''Doof:''' (off screen) Join a support group.

'''Dakota''': Come on. Let's go home and get us a real sandwich. (The door shuts)

(The ship takes off)

'''Milo:''' Well, it'll be good to get back our planet where the only thing we have to deal with is Murphy's Law. (The engines on the ship fall off) Oops. I think we're gonna need another ship. (The ship falls from the sky)

♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪
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