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Jefferson County Middle School Cafeteria.[]

(Zack and Milo have a pile of parts on their bench and are slowly putting them together.)

Milo: Time. (It's 12:15 and the robot is 'done'.)

Melissa: (walking over) How's the practice going?

Zack: Pretty good. (Melissa sits down) We are so gonna win the build a bot contest.

(Milo turns the robot on, there's electrical crackling and it takes off landing in Joni's lunch, which splatters on her face.)

Joni: Well, I'm glad it was apple sauce today, instead of Sloppy Joe's.

Milo: (With a towel, sheepishly) Oh, here, Joni. Sorry about that.

Joni: (takes the towel and wipes her face) Thank you, Milo. Oh, um, here's your robot. (hands the robot to Milo)

Milo: Oh, thank you. (Amanda is glaring in the background) I'll see you later, Joni.

Joni: Bye Milo. (He walks back to Melissa and Zack)

Melissa: Is it supposed to do that?

Zack: Uh, yes. (Amanda is shouting 'He's mine, he's mine' at Joni in the background.)

Milo: (sits down) Are you coming to the science fair this weekend?

Melissa: I wish. My dad signed me for this program where women mentor girls. It's called You (clicks) Go (clicks) Girl. (clicks)

♪ You Go Girl ♪

Melissa: I suggested we go on a ride along with the cops, but my mentor wants to meet for knitting and tea. Dad thinks I need more 'femergy.'

Zack: Yeah, I can see it. (Melissa punches him in the shoulder.) I take it back. You're a delicate flower.

Danville Alley[]

(Melissa is kicking a can)

Melissa: (sarcastically) Great, I'm going to spend a whole day doing stuff that somebody else thinks I should like.

(Zapping in front of her as a time limo comes out of the time stream. Savannah runs out of it down the alley whilst Brick stays back.)

Melissa: (Hiding in the alley) Cool. (Two guards are thrown out of an entrance way into the alley) Awesome. (Brick passes Melissa's hiding place, and Melissa makes an innocent whistling noise before glancing into the limo, where there's 'weapons' laid out.) Time travel is way cooler than knitting. (Meanwhile a guy runs out of the building who Brick deals with while Savannah deals with the rest. Savannah runs out of the entrance with a glowing brief case, as Brick dodges the lasers) This is the kind of ride-along I was tal- (As Savannah pushes her into the Limo) oh!

Savannah: Stay down! Drive! Drive! (The limo enters the time stream just as Brick makes it to the end of the Alley way)

Brick: Wait! You forgot me! This bringing back really terrible memories. (Flash back to several times Brick has been forgotten, 'Wait, you forgot me' is a repeated line, the Park, the zoo,  missing the prom limo)

Jefferson Country Middle School Gymnasium - Science Fair[]

Doof: Hello. I'm Dr. Doofenshmirtz. I'm a former evil scientist, now just a... (rubs the back of head) a scientist I guess. And I'll be judging your robots today at the science fair. You know I built, my first robot at your age, (walks to his left) and then it built another robot and (stops) that one destroyed the first robot. (walks to the right) And then that robot build another robot, (Stops) which turned around and destroyed.... Anyway you get the idea. It's just a bunch of of robots building and destroying each other, and uh...So you know, let that be a lesson to you. (The kids in front of him glance to each other) Anywho, (places a box down) here's a box of parts you have three hours. (picks up another box) I have to be an impartial judge, (puts a box in front of Milo and Zack) so I'm taking points off your team just because I know you.

Milo: (As Doof walks way) Um, that's not really how that works, Dr. D.

Doof: (walking past Milo and Zack with another box) Yeah, yeah, whatever. Three hours. Bye.

In the time stream with clocks.[]

Savannah: All right, who are you?

Melissa: I'm Melissa. Yeah, you chased Zack and me into the sewers. Remember?

Savannah: Even if I did, I wouldn't tell you. Everything I do is classified. (picks up a memory eraser) So I'm going to wipe your memory and dump you back where I found you.

Melissa: (clearly not liking the idea, waves her arms in front of her) Wait, wait! I've got an idea you could be my mentor. We'd be a great team. What do you think?

Savannah: Sorry kid, I'm not really the mentoring type.

(Mr Block appears on a holographic message, Melissa covers her eyes)

Mr Block: Savannah, I see you got the briefcase. Good. (Savannah places the mind eraser item behind her back) Oh, hey. You finally signed up for the Spy Little Sister mentoring program. That's great. I'll remember this in your next review.

Savannah: Oh, um, yes. That's what I did.

Mr Block: Excellent! You good at keeping secrets there, little sister?

Melissa: I...um...

Mr Block: Good enough for me, kid. In less than three hours a homemade robot will go on a rampage and wipe out half of the city. I need you two to go forward in time and see what went wrong and then go back in time and fix it! (Call ends)

Melissa: Wait. My best friends are at a robot-building competition right now at our middle school. We have to go there.

Savannah: I guess, since now you're my mentee.

Melissa: Good. Milo will be there, and I have years of experience with Murphy's Law.

Savannah: And are you good at using your hands and feet as deadly weapons?

Melissa: I, umm...yes.

Savannah: Good enough for me, kid.

Danville[]

(Brick is looking through photos of himself on his phone, in a swimming pool, Las Vegas, Paris)

Brick: Paris was fun.

Old Lady: Say you man, you haven't seen a girl looking for a teahouse, have you?

Brick: No, why?

OL: I had a day of knitting and tea drinking planned with my 'You Go Girl.' mentee, but she's a no-show. It's so unplesant to be left behind. (sits down next to Brick)

Brick: I like tea.

♪ There's a whole lot of things in this world

you just don't know, girl!

(You go, girl!)

And you don't have to figure them out

all on your own, girl!

(You go, girl!)

So log in to our enrolment center

Our algorithm will match you with your perfect mentor

And so, girl

You can go, girl! ♪

Outside Jefferson Country Middle School Gymnasium - Science Fair[]

(People are running from the building)

Newspaper Seller: Extra, extra. Read about the disaster that's happening right now in real time! (The time Limo arrives in front of him and Savannah gets out)

Savannah: Hey, you with the newspaper. What happened? (grabs him by the collar)

Newspaper Seller: Monster robot ruins science fair! (gives Savannah the paper and she lets him go)

Savannah: I have to find out how this started.

Melissa: And save my friends?

Savannah: Oh, yes. And that. (They run towards the gymnasium where a robot is rampaging, people yell and robot destroys other robots. It picks up a table, twirls and throws it at where Melissa and Savannah are, they duck. Savannah runs at the Robot and kicks it knocking the robot back, the pair fight. Melissa mocks it)

Zack: Holy smokes. (Melissa runs to where Zack and Milo have taken refuge)

Melissa: Zack, Milo. Are you okay? What happened?

Milo: I don't know. Things were going great one minute and the next, mayhem and not the normal kind.

Zack: We were just finishing our night light robot when...

(Flashback)

(Milo plugs their robot into the plug)

Robot: Don't be afraid of the dark. (the bulb fizzles out)

Zack: Uh, Bulb's out. Let me go grab another one. (walks across the room to their boss of parts and grabs a red bulb, he switches the bulb over. The robot sparks, dislodges itself and walks off.)

Robot: Be afraid of me. (Takes parts of other robots) Oh yes. And I'll take this, too. (attaches them to itself) It's about to get real up in here.

(End of flashback)

Milo: Hmmm. You know that red light bulb did come from the box of Dr. D's old stuff and he did used to be an evil scientist, so...

Melissa: I've got to get the bulb and save the city. (runs forward)

Zack: Hey, wait a minute. I thought you were off getting 'femergy' (Melissa stops)

Melissa: (hands on hips) This is what 'femergy' looks like. Boom! (Runs forward before running back and hitting Zack in the shoulder, runs back off)

Zack: (rubbing his shoulder) Delicate flower.

(Savannah manages to climb on the robot)

Robot: Stand still, Where are you goi...(Savannah hits in the back of the head) Oh, ow, ow. (It turns round and pulls her off  with an attachment from it's mouth) Now you'll...(Savannah kicks it in the eye) Ow. (Lets her go)

Melissa: (Runs up to Savannah who has now landed) I found out what went wrong.

Savannah: Great! (Summons the time limo, which swerves straight into the robot knocking it over. Savannah pulls Melissa into it and they leave)

Robot: (sitting up) It's so unpleasant to be left behind.

Time Stream[]

Melissa: The robot went nuts after Milo and Zack put in the red light bulb they got from Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Savannah: (looking it up) Heinz Doofenshmirtz. No mention of an address in this time frame. He's off the grid.

Melissa: Actually, he's crashing on Milo's couch.

Savannah: No bad, little sister. (They exit the time stream)

Outside the Murphy's House[]

(Savannah kicks the door down)

Doof: ♪ Chop, chop, chop. Chop away at my heart, I can feel it falling-♪ (Savannah kicks down the bathroom door, Doof is cutting his toe nails, both he and Savannah yell. Savannah pushes Melissa from the bathroom)

Savannah: Come on, we gotta jump ahead 15 minutes! (Outside of the time limo) I will never un-see that.(The jump in the time stream)

15 Minutes later.[]

(Melissa and Savannah make their way into the kitchen, where Doof is drinking milk. Savannah fling him over)

Doof: Oh, hello again.

Savannah: (pulls Doof up by the turtleneck) Where are the boxes of robot parts for the science fair?

Doof: I had some nice young man from the school pick them up yesterday. Lugging boxes is bad for my posture.

Savannah: Was there a red light bulb in there?

Doof: Wait the turn-inanimate-objects-evil-inator bulb was in that box? I can't imagine I would've been irresponsible enough to...oh yea, probably...(Savannah and Melissa leave and get in the time limo)

Time Stream[]

Savannah: (into her communicator) Take us to Jefferson G County Middle School.

Jefferson Country Middle School Gymnasium - Science Fair - 2 Hours before Robot[]

(Savannah and Melissa enter the Gymnasium)

Savannah: You wait right here. (walks forward)

Melissa: (walks after Savannah who stops) No, no, I'm your mentee. Use me.

Savannah: Um, okay. Go distract your friends and keep them from making that robot. I'm going to find that box with the red bulb and save the city.

Melissa: Okay, okay. I'm on it! (Savannah runs off) Go team!

Savannah: (Spots the red bulb in a box someone has just picked up) Got 'em (Melissa spots Milo and Zack mixing chemicals)

Milo: And they say Argon is an inert gas.

Melissa: (at speed) Your robot is going to go nuts and destroy the city if you put in an evil light bulb in your box of parts. (Milo puts the flask down)

Milo: Or, 'Hi Milo.'

Zack: (folds his arms) Yeah, that's very rude, Melissa.

Melissa: (puts an arm around Zack and Milo and pushes them both forward) I'll punch you later. Now come on. (Leads Milo and Zack to two chairs) You guys sit over here and don't make an evil robot. (Milo and Zack sit down, and Milo's chair leg breaks, flinging a screw which bounces of a trash can hits a light bulb, which lowers and swings into a chemical display, one spills and burns through the floor, Savannah prevents the guy carrying the box falling through the hole by swinging on the lower lamp)

Box Guy: Thanks Ma'am

Savannah: Ma'am? (Looks at the guess my age app which guess her as ma'am 39, disheartened she lowers he phone which attaches to the red bulb, it immediately attacks her) Huh?  

Melissa: It's the bulb! (Savannah manages to get it off her phone, but the bulb flies off)

♪ (Hey! Hey! Hey!)

When the going gets tough,

the tough get going,

You know, girl!

(You go, girl!)

So when you're out in the field

and use Krav Maga Judo, girl!

(You go, girl!)

I don't think that we're overstepping

When you say your hands and feet are a lethal weapon

You gotta throw an old broken combo, go girl!

(You go, girl!)

You gotta go, girl

(You go, girl!) ♪

Melissa: (picking up a plastic tube and gives one to Savannah) Plastic doesn't conduct electricity. (They fight against the electrified wires)

♪ Go girl!

(You go, girl!)

Go girl!

(You go, girl!)

Go girl! ♪

(Savannah manages to collect the wires up)

Savannah: Can you reach the bulb?

Melissa: I got this. (grabs the bulb) Lights out. (drops the bulb and crushes it under her foot. Everyone cheers)

Milo: (coming over with Zack) Great job, Melissa.

Zack: Nice 'femergy'

Melissa: Boom!

Savannah: (puts hand on Melissa shoulder) I have to take off, mentee.

Melissa: How'd I do?

Savannah: (ruffles Melissa's hair) Good enough for me, kid. Oh, yeah, by the way, you're probably gonna get an e-mail with a little survey. If you could just, you know, give me all tens. That would really help with my next review.

Melissa: You got it. G-Go team! (chuckles)

Savannah: Catch you later, partner. (suddenly remembers Brick) Oh, right, Brick.

Tea House in Danville.[]

(OL is pouring drinks for her and Brick. Zapping and Savannah enters the room.)

Savannah: Okay, that's enough 'femergy.' (grabs Brick by the back of his collar, they leave and there's a zap as the limo enters the time stream)

OL: Finally. He was so needy.

♪ It's my world and we're all livin' in it ♪

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