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  • Hey Guys!

    In order to have more active discussion of my stories and AU, I am starting forum discussions!

    Here, you can talk about:

    1. The AU in general!

    2. Future releases!

    3. Fan theories and predictions!

    4. Share Fan Art and Fan work of the AU!

    5. Ask questions about the stories, the bts and more!

    6. Etc.!

    I hope to hear from you all!

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    • So, what's next in the AU? :)

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    • Well, up next we have:

      Sunny and Grey 3: I Don't Think You're So Bad , in which Lydia and Bradley go on a "Not-Date" and in attempt to cheer Bradley up, the two make a significant breakthrough!

      Bowling For You: Thanks to a dare, Block takes Dakota, Cavendish, Brick, Savannah and an unwilling Gretchen to help him win a bowling match against his arch-nemesis Ms. Barrier, who shares a past with the bureau team. As the team fails massively, Dakota finds out things about Gretchen. Can someone who pretends not to have a heart be something more?

      This Date Must Work!: Cavendish is wondering if the spark is gone between him and Dakota. So, he recruits his kids and Doof to help him have a good date with Dakota. Also, Milolissa development!

      And this finally leads us to THE BIG ONE!

      Balthazar Cavendish Vs The World!

      And after that the Phase 2 reveal will happen! Predictions for that can happen in the forum topic for that that will come up now!

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    • Cool Fics :) I'd read them!

      and is "Balthazar Cavendish Vs The World!" a reference to Candace against the Universe? (I thought it was Vs...)

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    • I think no. He has already thought of that title before the movie was even announced. His title is epic and original! ^^

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    • okay :)

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    • Tugia is right! In fact, it is a reference to Scott Pilgrim Vs The World!

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    • Ah now I know! :) Thanks for telling me.

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    • You're welcome!

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    • It's my personal head cannon for now that the Mysterious 13 Year Old Girl is the future daughter (or at least grand-daughter) of Milo and Melissa.

      (hooray :)

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    • I love the theory, can't say if it's real yet.

      Yet!

      (The answer will be revealed in Paige EM's request "How Murphy's Law Was Won", which I can confirm is somewhere in Phase 2...)

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    • Yes my dreams are coming to fruition!!!

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    • So are mine! :)

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    • BIG NEWS: Production has officially started on "Sunny and Grey 3: I Don't Think You're So Bad", "Bowling For You" and "This Date Must Work!".

      Release Dates: Either this weekend, or the middle of next week.

      Questions are welcome!

      Also, an Out Of Context Spoilers Forum Topic is up! Go ahead and ask for some!

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    • Wow, is "Bowling For You" a reference to "Bowling For Soup"?

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    • Yep! Well caught!

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    • Yes!

      And as for the other stories, can't wait!

      I'm currently in the middle of reading "Best Friends Forever?" (so good!!!) so I haven't read Issue 2 of Sunny and Gray, but still can't wait for that one!

      "Bowling For You" always caught my attention ever since you annonced it, and I can tell it's going to be a blast. The very concept is just so creative!

      And "This Date Must Work" sounds like just the Cavota fluff I need.

      Dakota: No one calls us that, right?

      Cavendish: No, he's just making a call back to "Abducting Murphy's Law".

      Dakota: Oh. Right...clever? I'm not really sure how to react to that.

      Anywho, can't wait!!!

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    • WaffleTail260 wrote: Yes!

      And as for the other stories, can't wait!

      I'm currently in the middle of reading "Best Friends Forever?" (so good!!!) so I haven't read Issue 2 of Sunny and Gray, but still can't wait for that one!

      "Bowling For You" always caught my attention ever since you annonced it, and I can tell it's going to be a blast. The very concept is just so creative!

      And "This Date Must Work" sounds like just the Cavota fluff I need.

      Dakota: No one calls us that, right?

      Cavendish: No, he's just making a call back to "Abducting Murphy's Law".

      Dakota: Oh. Right...clever? I'm not really sure how to react to that.

      Anywho, can't wait!!!

      Happy to hear that you are enjoying "Best Friends Forever"! Krazy and I would love to hear some feedback and or questions on the forum topic, so if you have any later, don't be shy!

      And of course I can't wait to hear your Sunny and Grey 2 thoughts!

      And about the fluff...

      Well...

      It might not be too fluffy as much as...

      Let's say Serend will probably cry (sorry, buddy!)

      MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

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    • Give us your feedback please! We appriciate it :) Great! I'll laugh too! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! XD

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    • My theory...there's bound to be at least 3 more 'non-dates' between Milo and Melissa before they make it official.

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    • GreenHornet wrote: My theory...there's bound to be at least 3 more 'non-dates' between Milo and Melissa before they make it official.

      I can very much confirm that! Excellent guess!

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    • WaffleTail260 wrote: Wow, is "Bowling For You" a reference to "Bowling For Soup"?

      I never thought of that, you're right!

      I'm excited for all of the three stories, and the idea of Mr. Block going out for a game of bowling with his employees is weird and hilarious. And as a fan of Sunny and Grey, I'll definitely read "I Don't Think You're So Bad."

      Hope Corky is gonna change for good.

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      WaffleTail260 wrote: Yes!

      And as for the other stories, can't wait!

      I'm currently in the middle of reading "Best Friends Forever?" (so good!!!) so I haven't read Issue 2 of Sunny and Gray, but still can't wait for that one!

      "Bowling For You" always caught my attention ever since you annonced it, and I can tell it's going to be a blast. The very concept is just so creative!

      And "This Date Must Work" sounds like just the Cavota fluff I need.

      Dakota: No one calls us that, right?

      Cavendish: No, he's just making a call back to "Abducting Murphy's Law".

      Dakota: Oh. Right...clever? I'm not really sure how to react to that.

      Anywho, can't wait!!!

      Happy to hear that you are enjoying "Best Friends Forever"! Krazy and I would love to hear some feedback and or questions on the forum topic, so if you have any later, don't be shy!

      And of course I can't wait to hear your Sunny and Grey 2 thoughts!

      And about the fluff...

      Well...

      It might not be too fluffy as much as...

      Let's say Serend will probably cry (sorry, buddy!)

      MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

      Wow! I better bring some tissues just in case too!

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    • Ok, so I think it's time for an update on all the stories:

      For those of you who remember, I said that I would post these either at the end of the week, or the middle of this week.

      But I am going on a 3 day camping trip in the middle of the week (YAY!), and while I will be able to continue to write them on paper, the stories might have to wait.

      Here's the progress so far:

      Sunny and Grey 3: Sadly, this is the one with the least progress so far. I've got the (admittedly short) first act done (3,980 words so far, which is almost my average word count, and 50 pages), but it's the next two that are really hard. I have 5 major scenes to write, all of which are around medium length, before a verrrrry long scene that's going to be emotionally draining. So, yeah, it's going to take a while. BUT, I am going to try to get a lot done today, and I should have it done by the end of the week along the others. Hopefully.

      Bowling For You: Right now, it's about halfway done, with 6,840 words, and about 76 pages. An interesting fact about this story is that it's not as much about the bowling match (though it does feature, with a few jokes and stuff), and it's a lot more about the before, during, around and after of the match. It's the character dynamics, the changing relationships, the loss of love and the gaining of friends, the bravery to get out there, even if it hurts, that the story is really about. It will almost for sure release by the end of the week.

      This Date Must Work!: 7,697 words, 89 pages, and we still haven't reached the date. And that's before I do a re-write to reconfigure Cavendish (I knew what I wanted to do with him, but I struggled on how to properly convey it. Thankfully, I head a song that really just got what I want to say, and I should be able to get it done also by the end of the week.

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    • Hope you have a fantastic time camping! Where ever you find yourself!

      Sunny and Grey 3: It's okay of progress isn't so far, it's a huge story! Huge stories take time and effort. This shows you are making it the best you can make it. If that makes any sense to you.

      Bowling For You: While I am a little disappointed that they're won't be a ton of bowling, I am excited for the drama and the character relations that will grow!

      This Date Must Work: Out of the three stories I feel like I'm not quite sure what is going to happen and how much I'm gonna cry! I can't wait, see ya later!

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    • Thanks for the support, my good friend!

      There will be some comedic bowling, it's just that the real meat comes from the other stuff.

      1 will surely make you cry, 2 might, 3 will break Serend's heart.

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    • Oh man. I can't wait to finally get my old tissues in my closet some use, finally!

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    • If I had any tissues in my closet I would probably use them everyday

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    • Phineas&Milo n Gravity Falls wrote: If I had any tissues in my closet I would probably use them everyday

      Sorry, but I don't understand. Is this a joke? Sorry for being obtuse.

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    • Hey, um, here's an update on the stories:

      Sunny and Grey 3: Getting close to the last 3 big scenes. First one should be easily finished today, but the next 2 are a little trickier. Still, expect release at midweek.

      Bowling For You: The story took some directions I didn't expect, but it's about halfway, maybe even final act (a pretty bloated final act, but still). For sure out at midweek. Warning: Major Dakota feels in this one.

      This Date Must Work!: It's been a while since I worked on this one, but a rewrite will improve Cavendish and Dakota. Still, there's a whole half left to write, so maybe next week.

      Also, here's a recommended reading list for the stories:

      Sunny and Grey 3: Sunny and Grey, Sunny and Grey 2.

      Bowling For You: Guard, Homosexual, Elevator Music Is Not In My Control, My Dinner With Vinnie, Administration Part 2, Diameter Trilogy.

      This Date Must Work!: Mistreat, Diameter Trilogy, Homosexual, Fun Day, Guard, Elevator Music Is Not In My Control, My Dinner With Vinnie, Bowling For You.

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    • Nice :) I'll read them when I get some time.

      hope things are okay at home *hug*

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    • Thanks for asking, bro. So far, things are way better, but he's got another catheterization tomorrow. Still, my Mom's spirits are better, and she appreciates all your support. (Hugs back)

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    • That's good *hug* 

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    • Another update:

      So again, I am sorry to say that the stories are taking time. Sunny and Grey still has 2 long long scenes (though the first one should be easier and I feel like I get the story better now), Bowling For You has quite a few scenes left, but by the end of the week I should finish it, and the same with This Date Must Work!, but on the bright side, that's also improving.

      Sorry this is all taking so long. I am trying my best to get these out in August.

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    • It's okay :) take your time, we can wait.

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    • Thanks

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    • You're welcome, need some help?

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    • That's a lovely offer, my friend, but I think that I'm ok for now.

      But I will definitely come to you if needed.

      Man, I'm lucky to have you. :) (Hugs)

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    • ah okay :) Thank you (Hugs back)

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    • Just stopping in give a quick update on Falling for Perfection. Milo and Zack are both trying to man up. Milo is trying to work up the nerve to ask Amanda out to lunch and Zack is trying to find a way to broach the subject of Melissa with Milo. Also the Government Agents are possibly interested in Milo for unknown reasons.

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    • OCC Lydia?

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    • WaffleTail260 wrote: OCC Lydia?

      See my answer at the OOC Thread.

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    • BIG ANNOUCEMENT: Bowling For You is almost finished! In fact, if things go according to plan, it could release today!

      The story is almost one of my longest, and I would estimate that it clocks in at around 215 pages by the end of it.

      Here's a plot synopsis and a confirmed cast:

      When Mr. Block (Mark Hamill) gets drawn into a dumb bet with his arch nemesis Ms. Barrier (Jane Lynch), he forces his workers and former workers to team up for a bowling match. While Savannah (Ming Na-Wen), Brick (Brett Dalton) and Balthazar Cavendish (Jeff "Swampy" Marsh) battle their own problems and flaws, Vinnie Dakota (Dan Povenmire) struggles with his mission to make people feel better, as he wonders if he's done anything at all. Could it be that an encounter with Gretchen Galindo (Eileen Galindo), a disgruntled, disenchanted and depressed secretary at B.O.T.T will actually help the two of them learn to take the risk that is life?

      CAST:

      Dan Povenmire as Vinnie Dakota Eileen Galindo as Gretchen Galindo Jeff "Swampy" Marsh as Balthazar Cavendish Ming Na-Wen as Savannah Brett Dalton as Brick Mark Hamill as Mr. Block and Introducing Jane Lynch as Ms. Barrier

      Directed and Written by The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy.

      A forum talk page will be set up now, so if you want to talk about the story before it comes out, you can there!

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    • 200 plus pages? Suddenly I feel like a lightweight. 😛

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    • Tlong0038 wrote: 200 plus pages? Suddenly I feel like a lightweight. 😛

      Quantity DOES NOT equal quality. Your story may be a million times better than mine. Remember that, ok? :)

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    • Ok, so I am sorry to disappoint, but the story won't come out today. Some things I need to do today got in the way, so hopefully I can finish and upload tomorrow. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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    • Wait how does your AU have voice actors?

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    • Phineas&Milo n Gravity Falls wrote:
      Wait how does your AU have voice actors?

      What do you mean by that question?

      Really, just use your imagination of the character's voices when reading.

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote:

      Phineas&Milo n Gravity Falls wrote:
      Wait how does your AU have voice actors?

      What do you mean by that question?

      Really, just use your imagination of the character's voices when reading.

      Yeah, I hear the voices of certain characters when writing their dialogue. Milo, Sara, Martin, Cavendish, Dakota and Mort come through really, really clearly.

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    • That's good.

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    • Tlong0038 wrote: 200 plus pages? Suddenly I feel like a lightweight. 😛

      ...I should probably calculate how many pages my 110+ chapter-long crossover series has...

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    • Ok, so a few announcements:

      1. The reason the story wasn't posted yesterday was because I once again had to visit my grandfather with my mother. He was dangerously close, closer than ever to death. He's alive, don't worry, but my mother cried maybe 20 times yesterday? And she kept saying sorry for crying, even though IT'S THE MOST NATURAL THING THERE IS! I just don't like her being like that, so I would appreciate it if you comment on the blog I'm making of this announcement post and tell her that it's going to be ok. Please. I've never seen her this sad.

      2. "Bowling For You" should come out today. And it will be more than 215 pages. It may even be my longest story yet.

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    • Yeah, that’s completely understandable. You obviously have other things to deal with at the moment.

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    • Tlong0038 wrote: Yeah, that’s completely understandable. You obviously have other things to deal with at the moment.

      Thanks for understanding. :)

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Ok, so a few announcements:

      1. The reason the story wasn't posted yesterday was because I once again had to visit my grandfather with my mother. He was dangerously close, closer than ever to death. He's alive, don't worry, but my mother cried maybe 20 times yesterday? And she kept saying sorry for crying, even though IT'S THE MOST NATURAL THING THERE IS! I just don't like her being like that, so I would appreciate it if you comment on the blog I'm making of this announcement post and tell her that it's going to be ok. Please. I've never seen her this sad.

      2. "Bowling For You" should come out today. And it will be more than 215 pages. It may even be my longest story yet.

      1. I'm sorry. I to cried for like an hour yesterday due to...issues with my family. I'm feeling a little down today after that. I hope today can be better. I give the best of luck to you, your mother, and your grandfather. 

      2. I will read it when I get there! Can't wait!!!

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    • 1. Aw man, I'm sorry. If you want to talk, you can message me at any time. I hope you'll feel better, and thank you for your message of support.

      2. It's posting today, so hopefully it will cheer you up!

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    • For those interested, the recent edits on the following stories:

      1. Mistreat

      2. Diameter Part 1 and 2

      3. Heart

      4. Fun Day

      5. Homosexual 1 and 2

      6. Growth

      Have received post credit scenes. Do please read them, cause some of them are important for the future of the TMMLWG AU.

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      1. Aw man, I'm sorry. If you want to talk, you can message me at any time. I hope you'll feel better, and thank you for your message of support.

      2. It's posting today, so hopefully it will cheer you up!

      1. Thanks. I will make sure to do that.

      2. I'll catch up as fast as I can.

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    • Bowling For You is officially out! Share any thoughts or questions or theories here or on the story's post page! Or in the In General discussion forum post!

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    • So, Tugiacat shared this really cool theory that I wish was real, where the mysterious 13 year old girl is actually a 13 year old Gretchen, who Cavendish and Dakota adopted after learning of her abusive past.

      Sadly, this isn't canon.

      But on the topic of theories, I'd love to know which ones you have!

      Does anyone want to share?

      I'd also love to know who you guys think are the seven hearts club members, specifically the seventh shadowy figure!

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    • Sunny and Grey 3, one of my longest works and the end of the first chapter of the Sunny and Grey story is out! Give it a read!

      Also, I just wanted to mention that Bowling For You officially passed Sunny and Grey 1 as my longest story, with 264 pages and 22,570 words.

      To put this in retrospect, Sunny and Grey had more pages, but only 19,647 words, and Is This A Crossover Fanfic? had 16,681 words.

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote: So, Tugiacat shared this really cool theory that I wish was real, where the mysterious 13 year old girl is actually a 13 year old Gretchen, who Cavendish and Dakota adopted after learning of her abusive past.

      Sadly, this isn't canon.

      But on the topic of theories, I'd love to know which ones you have!

      Does anyone want to share?

      I'd also love to know who you guys think are the seven hearts club members, specifically the seventh shadowy figure!

      Anyone?

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote: So, Tugiacat shared this really cool theory that I wish was real, where the mysterious 13 year old girl is actually a 13 year old Gretchen, who Cavendish and Dakota adopted after learning of her abusive past.

      Sadly, this isn't canon.

      But on the topic of theories, I'd love to know which ones you have!

      Does anyone want to share?

      I'd also love to know who you guys think are the seven hearts club members, specifically the seventh shadowy figure!

      Anyone?

      Sorry. Read this yesterday and loved it!

      Just couldn't respond at th moment. But I'm free now!

      Tugiacat's theory is amazing! I'm not sure that I believe it. 

      1. I'm not sure why the mysterious 13 year old girl/Gretchen would be so intrested in Milo and Melissa's past. Unless Cav and Dak told them about their story and she just fell in love with it.

      2. TMMLWG just debunked it.

      BUT I STILL LOVE THIS FREAKIN' THEORY!

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    • Agreed!

      Say, if we're talking, I'm curious: Who do you think are the seven figures? Specifically, who is the seventh figure, who's behind it all?

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    • I want to rely with some crazy theory that feels right, but I have to be honest. I have no idea what you have up your sleeves.

      I can't wait though and if I think of anything I will make sure to post it here!

      And if anyone has any theories on the seven figures, please post here!

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    • WaffleTail260 wrote: I want to rely with some crazy theory that feels right, but I have to be honest. I have no idea what you have up your sleeves.

      I can't wait though and if I think of anything I will make sure to post it here!

      And if anyone has any theories on the seven figures, please post here!

      Sure, no prob!

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    • This Dare Must Work! is out!

      Prepare... This may be my angstiest work...

      And I AM including Bradley's suicide attempt!

      Summery: Balthazar Cavendish feels that something is wrong with his relationship with Dakota. Can he save it? Or is there some deeper problem he must confront? The official prelude to "Balthazar Cavendish Vs The World".

      Cast:

      Jeff "Swampy" Marsh as Balthazar Cavendish

      Dan Povenmire as Vinnie Dakota and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

      "Weird" Al Yankovic as Milo Murphy

      Sabrina Carpenter as Melissa Chase

      Mekai Curtis as Zack Underwood

      Kate Micucci as Sara Murphy

      Yvette Nicole Brown as Denise

      Grant Palmer as Derek

      Kevin Michael Richardson as Taxi Driver

      Tom Holland as Peter Parker

      David Shaughnessy as The Waiter

      Estelle Harris as Marjory

      And Serendipitacely, Tugiacat, Beaker, WaffleTail, Arend, WestWindbag, Goldsith, PhinFerbFan5, Krazy4Kris and Green Hornet as themselves.

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    • HI! Just got back from my York visit :3 super tired though XD

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      This Dare Must Work! is out!

      Prepare... This may be my angstiest work...

      And I AM including Bradley's suicide attempt!

      Summery: Balthazar Cavendish feels that something is wrong with his relationship with Dakota. Can he save it? Or is there some deeper problem he must confront? The official prelude to "Balthazar Cavendish Vs The World".

      Cast:

      Jeff "Swampy" Marsh as Balthazar Cavendish

      Dan Povenmire as Vinnie Dakota and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

      "Weird" Al Yankovic as Milo Murphy

      Sabrina Carpenter as Melissa Chase

      Mekai Curtis as Zack Underwood

      Kate Micucci as Sara Murphy

      Yvette Nicole Brown as Denise

      Grant Palmer as Derek

      Kevin Michael Richardson as Taxi Driver

      Tom Holland as Peter Parker

      David Shaughnessy as The Waiter

      Estelle Harris as Marjory

      And Serendipitacely, Tugiacat, Beaker, WaffleTail, Arend, WestWindbag, Goldsith, PhinFerbFan5, Krazy4Kris and Green Hornet as themselves.

      We get cameos! Also, PETER PARKER gets a cameo!

      I'm so excited!

      This sounds great!

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    • Wait why is Spiderman in this (and im not)!?

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    • Phineas&Milo n Gravity Falls wrote:
      Wait why is Spiderman in this (and im not)!?

      No offence dude, but the people getting cameos have put a lot of effort into the wiki.

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote: HI! Just got back from my York visit :3 super tired though XD

      I'll be commenting on it soon! Hope you enjoyed yourself, my friend!

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    • No offense, Phineas&Milo, it's just we don't know each other yet. Ihave no problems befriending you, though!

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    • Peter's cameo is deeper than you may realize, and harkens to my OOC quotes.

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    • Oh ok. I’m not really up to date on the lore of this AU, I was just making a joke that doesn’t even make sense to me now that I’m reading it again. I probably had some kind of logic behind why I thought it was funny back when I commented it but I don’t even remember anymore because it made no sense.

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    • No prob. It's all fine, dude.

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    • Guys, I've posted a Blog about my trip in York, if any of you are interrested.

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    • Couldn't comment on your blog, so I'm posting here.

      I know what you mean by sleeping in hotels, I can just feel a killer above me!

      HARRY POTTER AND CHOCOLATE MUSEUM? LUCKY! Why haven't I been notified of this heaven on earth?!

      Whovian merch, yay!

      Animatronic museum sounds interesting, too bad about the smell.

      Happy you stood up for your principals and didn't go to the cathedral. I would have gone out of interest, not for religious reasons.

      Happy you got the DVD's, and happy you had fun!

      Good to have you back!

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Couldn't comment on your blog, so I'm posting here.

      I know what you mean by sleeping in hotels, I can just feel a killer above me!

      HARRY POTTER AND CHOCOLATE MUSEUM? LUCKY! Why haven't I been notified of this heaven on earth?!

      Whovian merch, yay!

      Animatronic museum sounds interesting, too bad about the smell.

      Happy you stood up for your principals and didn't go to the cathedral. I would have gone out of interest, not for religious reasons.

      Happy you got the DVD's, and happy you had fun!

      Good to have you back!

      Yeah, but I did have some sleep bak in my own bed :)

      Yep, I was lucky. Maybe you could go on a trip sometime :)

      Of course, gotta have Doctor Who merchandise!

      Yeah, those Anamatronic Vikings looked wierd too, mum thought they were terrifying.

      I'm glad to be back :) 

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    • Since I am incredibly worked out, and since I have quite a few other projects, I won't be starting production on Balthazar Cavendish VS The World for about a week, maybe a week and a half. But as soon as I do, prepare for a really bumpy ride!

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    • WaffleTail260 wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      This Dare Must Work! is out!

      Prepare... This may be my angstiest work...

      And I AM including Bradley's suicide attempt!

      Summery: Balthazar Cavendish feels that something is wrong with his relationship with Dakota. Can he save it? Or is there some deeper problem he must confront? The official prelude to "Balthazar Cavendish Vs The World".

      Cast:

      Jeff "Swampy" Marsh as Balthazar Cavendish

      Dan Povenmire as Vinnie Dakota and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

      "Weird" Al Yankovic as Milo Murphy

      Sabrina Carpenter as Melissa Chase

      Mekai Curtis as Zack Underwood

      Kate Micucci as Sara Murphy

      Yvette Nicole Brown as Denise

      Grant Palmer as Derek

      Kevin Michael Richardson as Taxi Driver

      Tom Holland as Peter Parker

      David Shaughnessy as The Waiter

      Estelle Harris as Marjory

      And Serendipitacely, Tugiacat, Beaker, WaffleTail, Arend, WestWindbag, Goldsith, PhinFerbFan5, Krazy4Kris and Green Hornet as themselves.

      We get cameos! Also, PETER PARKER gets a cameo!

      I'm so excited!

      This sounds great!

      It's a short cameo but a surprising one. I love it! The story, the relationships are built up nicely, even though SPOILERS the ending is a little bit sad.

      And I know you've been working hard for these, TMMLWG. Take all the time you need.

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    • Thanks, Tugie. It's been a real back breaker, so it's nice to kick back and focus on other projects, as well as Big Hero 6, Ducktales, Loud House, Steven Universe: The Movie, Ok Ko…

      Man, September is packed!

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    • Good luck bro :)

      ... now. how to get off this island?

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    • These months are going to be full of things to do. My main focus right now is the "Spotlight AU" and I plan to have two more stories to come out (they are "Two Science Periods!" and "Small Teamwork" which just focuses on Joni) before I have another break and work on my study and... "Hold My Hand" and something else. Then there will be something called "The White Space Trilogy."

      But yeah, hope you're doing great with what you're planning!

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    • A JONI STORY?

      Perhaps you are a true brother...

      Also, good luck with all your work!

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote: Good luck bro :)

      ... now. how to get off this island?

      Oh, you get off the island...

      And you play a part in the endgame...

      MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote: Good luck bro :)

      ... now. how to get off this island?

      Oh, you get off the island...

      And you play a part in the endgame...

      MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      We can't stuck on the desert forever right?

      HELLLP!!

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    • Tugiacat666 wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote: Good luck bro :)

      ... now. how to get off this island?

      Oh, you get off the island...

      And you play a part in the endgame...

      MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      We can't stuck on the desert forever right?

      HELLLP!!

      OH NO!! D:

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote: A JONI STORY?

      Perhaps you are a true brother...

      Also, good luck with all your work!

      YES! YES IT IS! Joni needs more love than she deserves, duh.

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    • Tugiacat666 wrote:
      These months are going to be full of things to do. My main focus right now is the "Spotlight AU" and I plan to have two more stories to come out (they are "Two Science Periods!" and "Small Teamwork" which just focuses on Joni) before I have another break and work on my study and... "Hold My Hand" and something else. Then there will be something called "The White Space Trilogy."

      But yeah, hope you're doing great with what you're planning!

      Good Luck with those sories :)

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote:

      Tugiacat666 wrote:
      These months are going to be full of things to do. My main focus right now is the "Spotlight AU" and I plan to have two more stories to come out (they are "Two Science Periods!" and "Small Teamwork" which just focuses on Joni) before I have another break and work on my study and... "Hold My Hand" and something else. Then there will be something called "The White Space Trilogy."

      But yeah, hope you're doing great with what you're planning!

      Good Luck with those sories :)

      Thanks Krazy4Kris and TMMLWG. Really appreciate your kind words! ^^

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    • You're welcome Tugiacat :)

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    • seriously, you guys have NO IDEA what's coming in this AU. And that INCLUDES your cameos. There's a reason you keep appearing...

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      seriously, you guys have NO IDEA what's coming in this AU. And that INCLUDES your cameos. There's a reason you keep appearing...

      ooh Can't wait to see what you come up with :)

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      seriously, you guys have NO IDEA what's coming in this AU. And that INCLUDES your cameos. There's a reason you keep appearing...

      ooh Can't wait to see what you come up with :)

      And I can't wait to see what kind of mess you're planning for us.

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote:
      Tugiacat666 wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:


      Krazy4Kris wrote: Good luck bro :)

      ... now. how to get off this island?

      Oh, you get off the island...

      And you play a part in the endgame...

      MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

      We can't stuck on the desert forever right?

      HELLLP!!

      OH NO!! D:

      Okay now I'm in full catch up mode! Because apparently all of us have a cameo where we get stuck on a island!!!

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    • I can confirm that PLANNING HAS BEGUN FOR BALTHAZAR CAVENDISH VS THE WORLD!

      It is not in production yet, but it is being planned!

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    • Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

      A Musical you say? 

      I wonder who will sing?

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

      A Musical you say? 

      I wonder who will sing?

      Yeah, how’s this going to work, I wonder....

      Oh, and in other news, Milo’s date/not date with Amanda is FINALLY happening.

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

      A Musical you say? 

      I wonder who will sing?

      EVERYONE.

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    • Tlong0038 wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

      A Musical you say? 

      I wonder who will sing?

      Yeah, how’s this going to work, I wonder....

      Oh, and in other news, Milo’s date/not date with Amanda is FINALLY happening.

      Congrats! Good luck with the writing! Happy to see you persevere!

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    • Tlong0038 wrote:

      Oh, and in other news, Milo’s date/not date with Amanda is FINALLY happening.

      “I've been waiting for this.”
      Megumi ME

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote:


      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

      A Musical you say? 

      I wonder who will sing?

      EVERYONE.

      then that includes Kris right? wasn't Kris going to be shy until the big finale story?

      or have you changed that idea?

      Edit: just checked, Cavendish vs. is the Big one.

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Tlong0038 wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

      A Musical you say? 

      I wonder who will sing?

      Yeah, how’s this going to work, I wonder....

      Oh, and in other news, Milo’s date/not date with Amanda is FINALLY happening.

      Congrats! Good luck with the writing! Happy to see you persevere!

      Thanks. For some reason, it took three times longer that it was supposed to get to this point. I was supposed to be finished with Falling for Perfection at around episode 20. And I still have the second half of the school year to write, plus Milo meeting Weird Al, as well as a Murphy’s Law incident involving the Government Agents.

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote:


      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

      A Musical you say? 

      I wonder who will sing?

      EVERYONE.

      then that includes Kris right? wasn't Kris going to be shy until the big finale story?

      or have you changed that idea?

      Edit: just checked, Cavendish vs. is the Big one.

      Don't worry, Kris isn't in it. I sort of exaggerated with "EVERYONE". Also, if you check the timeline, you'll see that this story is before Is This A Crossover Fanfic?, and that is before all the Kris stories, so she hasn't even started her development. It would be totally illogical anyway!

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    • Tlong0038 wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Tlong0038 wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

      A Musical you say? 

      I wonder who will sing?

      Yeah, how’s this going to work, I wonder....

      Oh, and in other news, Milo’s date/not date with Amanda is FINALLY happening.

      Congrats! Good luck with the writing! Happy to see you persevere!

      Thanks. For some reason, it took three times longer that it was supposed to get to this point. I was supposed to be finished with Falling for Perfection at around episode 20. And I still have the second half of the school year to write, plus Milo meeting Weird Al, as well as a Murphy’s Law incident involving the Government Agents.

      These things take time. Deep breaths. Don't rush it. People will love it regardless of how long it takes to make it, ok? No pressure.

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote:


      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

      A Musical you say? 

      I wonder who will sing?

      EVERYONE.
      then that includes Kris right? wasn't Kris going to be shy until the big finale story?

      or have you changed that idea?

      Edit: just checked, Cavendish vs. is the Big one.

      Don't worry, Kris isn't in it. I sort of exaggerated with "EVERYONE". Also, if you check the timeline, you'll see that this story is before Is This A Crossover Fanfic?, and that is before all the Kris stories, so she hasn't even started her development. It would be totally illogical anyway!

      ah I see, got a bit confused with your exaggiration XD

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    • Also, did you notice that I reblogged you on Tumblr?

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Tlong0038 wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Tlong0038 wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Oh...

      AND IT'S A MUSICAL!

      A Musical you say? 

      I wonder who will sing?

      Yeah, how’s this going to work, I wonder....

      Oh, and in other news, Milo’s date/not date with Amanda is FINALLY happening.

      Congrats! Good luck with the writing! Happy to see you persevere!

      Thanks. For some reason, it took three times longer that it was supposed to get to this point. I was supposed to be finished with Falling for Perfection at around episode 20. And I still have the second half of the school year to write, plus Milo meeting Weird Al, as well as a Murphy’s Law incident involving the Government Agents.

      These things take time. Deep breaths. Don't rush it. People will love it regardless of how long it takes to make it, ok? No pressure.

      Yeah, I think it just means I will have to re-evaluate how long it will take to write Milo Murphy’s Life Season 3. Season 3, hint, hint Disney.

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Also, did you notice that I reblogged you on Tumblr?

      You did? Nice :D

      Well it didn't show. maybe follow me?

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    • I think I did? I'll try.

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    • You are now :) thanks! followed you back too!

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    • Thanks dude! Feel free to reblog like and all that jazz if you want to!

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Thanks dude! Feel free to reblog like and all that jazz if you want to!

      Nah, nothing to reblog. although I  might reblog some of the fanfic blogs.

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Thanks dude! Feel free to reblog like and all that jazz if you want to!

      Nah, nothing to reblog. although I  might reblog some of the fanfic blogs.

      Ok

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    • Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Thanks dude! Feel free to reblog like and all that jazz if you want to!

      Nah, nothing to reblog. although I  might reblog some of the fanfic blogs.

      Ok

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:

      Krazy4Kris wrote:

      The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      Thanks dude! Feel free to reblog like and all that jazz if you want to!
      Nah, nothing to reblog. although I  might reblog some of the fanfic blogs.

      Ok

      You can reblog my old stuff if you like :)

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    • I sure will!

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    • An official reading order for "Balthazar Cavendish VS The World" (Do please follow this order):

      1. Homosexual Part 1

      2. Growth

      3. Administration Part 2

      4. Diameter Part 1

      5. Diameter Part 2

      6. Diameter Part 3

      7. Mistreat

      8. Guard

      9. Elevator Music Is Not In My Control

      10. My Dinner With Vinnie

      11. Trap

      12. Fun Day

      13. Bowling For You

      14. This Date Must Work!

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    • 20190923 002154 HDR

      It begins...

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    • A segment hosted by Bradley and Lydia will soon fill you in on the incredilbe first day of shooting!

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    • Nice :) I'll read it.

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    • Yay!

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    • (Lights!)

      (Camera!)

      (Action!)

      Announcer: LIVE from Lydia’s basement, it’s LYDIA HOLLOWAY and BRADLEY NICHOLSON!

      (Crowd applauds as Lydia and Bradley wave to the crowd, Lydia enthusiastically, Bradley a little more reserved)

      Lydia: Hey all you beautiful people! How ya doin’?

      (She puts her left hand around Bradley’s shoulder)

      Lydia: As you all know, I’m LYDIA and this is my boyfriend, Bradley Nicholson!

      (She moves in to kiss him but Bradley hurriedly whispers)

      Bradley (Whispers): Lydia! We talked about this!

      Lydia (Suddenly remembering, nodding sheepishly): Oh, right! (Turns to audience) He’s not my boyfriend! He’s just a friend who’s a boy with whom I do not have dreams about marrying him in a warm, sunny grove.

      Bradley: Right!... Wait, you have dreams about…

      Lydia: BUT ENOUGH ABOUT US! You’re here for news about the BIGGEST production The Milo Murphy’s Law Wiki Guy AU has EVER undertaken!

      Bradley: Personally I’d say Sunny and Grey 3 was bigger in a smaller way, but whatever.

      Lydia: Yes, folks, after 9 whole months of teasing, this production is finally on!

      (Crowd cheers, Lydia does her victory dance on the table)

      Bradley: Lydia!

      Lydia: Oh, sorry. I didn’t realize I shouldn’t dan…

      Bradley (holding out castanets): You forgot these! How can you flamenco without castanets?

      Guy: HOW CAN I HAVE THIS PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?

      Bradley: Ignore the gratuitous reference!

      Lydia: Anyhow, yesterday, The Milo Murphy’s Law Wiki Guy, our lovely and caring author who is always such a great guy…

      Bradley: Some weirdo who has way too much time on his hands and yet spends it all on fluffy venting work in the hope that somehow he could ever redeem himself…

      Lydia: Started working after finishing some other projects…

      Bradley: Remembered that he had to do this, took his finger out and stopped thinking about Loud House angst and how he’d make a Scooby Doo show…

      Lydia: And he’s right at it, working hard!

      (…)

      Bradley: What? That is true!

      Lydia: Whatever. Anywaysies, today on the show we will report to you a few interesting things, by showing you the very first filming locations…

      Bradley: Interviewing the star of the story, Balthazar Cavendish (Jeff “Swampy” Marsh)…

      Lydia: And revealing to you how many pages we’re in, because trust us, it’s going to be VERY VERY LONG!

      Bradley: So, without further ado…

      Lydia: Let’s take you to the scene!

      Bradley: But Lydia!

      Lydia: Yes, sexy… I mean Bradley?

      Bradley: We can’t go! We don’t have plane tickets, and, frankly, I am not dressed properly for the occasion!

      Lydia: Bunny slippers and a “Honk If You Love Goulash” V-Neck are EXTREMELY FANCY!

      Bradley: …IN WHAT WORLD?!

      Lydia: Well, whatever. It doesn’t matter, because I have a little surprise of my own!

      (The camera begins to zoom out, and then zoom in on the shooting location)

      Lydia: LIVE from Marlborough Lines, Andover, Hampshire in merry old England…

      Bradley (looking at Brexit news): Ix-Nay on the Erry-May.

      Lydia: Gesundheigt.

      Bradley: No thank you, I took my flu shot like a normal person does.

      VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS!

      Lydia: Anyhowsies, LIVE FROM ENGLAND, IT’S…

      (Camera opens up in Hampshire to reveal…)

      Lydia: AMANDA AND SARA, MY OLD COMMENTATING BUDDIES!

      Amanda and Sara (smiling sheepishly): Lydia, we never got to, remember? That episode of the bracket is somehow still in production.

      Lydia: Yeah, I wonder why.

      (Everyone stares at Wiki Guy)

      Lydia: Moving on! It’s great to see you too back together with microphones and stuff!

      Sara: Yeah, it is great! Only this time, instead of standing by a wrestling ring interviewing weirdos…

      Amanda: We get to do that same thing, but in shitty weather! Dios mios it’s so…

      (Sara looks around)

      Sara: …Cool and calm?

      Amanda (pouting): England is supposed to be rainy! How did he pick the one place that isn’t trying to drown me?

      Sara: Why do you want rainfall?

      Amanda: THERE ARE THINGS THAT NEED TO BE EXPERIANCED, SARA!

      Sara: Moving on…

      (Sara and Amanda walk past a few houses and pedestrians, approaching what seems to be a complex of sorts)

      Sara: Our sources indicate that the first shooting location, here in Hampshire, is home to the headquarters of the ENTIRE army of the United Kingdom! How impressive is that?

      Amanda (reading a news report about how weak England is right now): ...Eh.

      (The girls approach the door)

      Sara: Now, usually, regular people like Amanda…

      Amanda: And especially nutcases like Sara…

      Sara: Can’t walk in here all willy nilly. But we’re not walking! We’re strolling!

      Amanda (sighing): No, we were allowed inside since this is now a temporary filming site!

      Sara: We can’t really talk to anyone, but we’ve been allowed to take some set photos!

      (Opening the doors, men in dark blue high neck tunics and elaborate head wear march up and down, their thick facial hair doing most of the talking as they discuss military intelligence)

      Sara: As you can see, the production has went for some VERY realistic extras! This guy’s beard looks so real!

      (Sara tugs at one of the generals beards, removing it accidentally)

      (Shock and silence)

      Beardless General: They said at the Beard Adoption Clinic that no one would know!

      (Runs off crying)

      Sara: Poor man.

      Amanda (eating some popcorn): Oh, very poor if this is what he spends his post brexit money on.

      (As the two keep walking forwards, taking pictures, we see operators behind computers and phone lines, pictures of soldiers adorned with medals marching and saluting, and an open office door, where there is an imposing man sitting with his back to the girls on a chair)

      Amanda: Who do you think tall, dark and crappy hair is?

      Sara: I don’t know, but I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who ate a bear who was Secretary of The Envirorment for 5 minutes, who told me that people think they have seen Odin, but with a buzzcut here in the studio.

      Amanda (blinks): …This trusted source sounds…

      Sara: Trustworthy?

      Amanda: Insane! Also, is he a bear that was also Secretary of the Enviorment for 5 minutes?

      Sara: Well, not just that. He also has a primetime show every Friday!

      Announcer: “Aliens and Dinosaurs Used To Get Bizzay and What Tie Is Hot?”, starring Actual Bear.

      Sara: It’s a real ratings giant.

      Amanda: Why am I here again?

      (5 Minutes Later…)

      (Now, in a grassy meadow)

      Sara: And now we’re here!

      Amanda: Where’s here?

      Sara: I have no idea! We may be lost!

      Amanda: You are surprisingly chill about this.

      Sara: On the outside I may smile, but on the inside I’m screaming!

      Amanda: Aren’t we all?

      (Depression: It sucks)

      Sara: Anyway, here we were allowed to take some more set photos!

      (She takes pictures of the trees, the child actors a few meters away from them and of Amanda)

      Amanda: What do you need pictures of me for?

      Sara: Uh, duh! For scrapbooking and or faking our identities if we’re ever in witness protection.

      Amanda: …What?

      Sara: I want my name to be Compressive Asphyxiation!

      Amanda: Moving on from that… While we do not know the nature of this scene, we have been told that a battle occurs between a fair brown haired boy with a water pistol and a honey blond haired kid with glasses!

      Sara: Sounds interesting!

      Amanda: Sounds stupid, but that’s ok, we’re all wrong sometimes. Except for me.

      (Sara and Amanda leave the meadow, the odd sound of “ORA!” being shouted out for some reason)

      Sara: So we have our first two locations, but why? I get the feeling these scenes are set in the past… Or, well, future, since the we’ve never been to the UK before in this series!

      Amanda: Pish posh, Sara! Obviously this is a pit stop on the way to save Dakota! He’s probably kidnapped by those Seven Hearts Club guys.

      Sara: Oh, well, it’s ok to differ in opinion…

      (Both of them turn bazuka’s on each other)

      Sara: NO IT’S NOT I’M RIGHT!

      Lydia: Well, that was informative! Up next, watch Bradley and I interview the star of the film, Balthazar Cavendish, here in the recording studio of TMMLWG AU!

      (One chaotic drive later…)

      (Bradley and Lydia leave the car, a little shaken)

      Lydia: Ok, that’s the last time I let Diogee drive the car.

      Bradley (spitting on the ground): Speed demon.

      (Diogee winks and drives off into the gates of hell)

      (Lydia and Bradley walk in to the studio, where the orchestra can be heard tuning its instruments)

      Tugiacat and Cool Genius (who conduct the orchestra): Hey, guys! How’s it going?

      (Lydia stops by and waves at them from behind the glass)

      Lydia: Oh, hey! We’re just looking for Cavendish!

      (Tugiacat points his baton to the right, which makes the orchestra play so hard he gets blown all the way to the wall)

      Cool Genius: …We better call a doctor.

      Eileen Underwood: I’M A DOCTOR!

      (Beat)

      Cool Genius: …Cool.”

      Eileen Underwood: It is, isn’t it?

      (Lydia and Bradley walk down the hall and reach the recording room, where Cavendish is warming up his voice)

      (He gargles Serendipitacelys tears after reading “This Date Must Work”, and then he notices Bradley and Lydia)

      Cavendish: Greetings, children!

      Lydia: Hey-o, Cavendish!

      Bradley: Yo.

      (They enter the room, Cavendish now seated as the microphone is removed)

      Lydia: So, we’ve come here to interview you since production has started for “Balthazar Cavendish Vs The World”!

      Cavendish: Ah, yes, finally a movie about the best character in the show!

      Bradley: And humble, too!

      Cavendish: Why, yes! Yes I am!

      (Bradley face palms while Lydia laughs, Cavendish confused as to the reactions)

      Lydia: Anyway, may we ask you a few non spoilery questions?

      Cavendish: Fire away!

      (A bazooka blast nearly takes all their heads off, shattering some glass)

      (The three, startled beyond belief, stare outside to see Sara and Amanda returning with their bazookas)

      Sara: Whoops!

      Amanda: Our bad!

      (Cavendish just rolls his eyes affectionately and resumes his interview)

      Cavendish: Well, what do you have for me?

      Lydia: Well, for one, what is it like being the protagonist of what has been touted as the biggest story yet in the AU?

      Cavendish: Oh, it’s a delight! Finally a chance for all the thirsty Cavendish stans to truly enjoy themselves!

      (Cavendish-Sexuals knock on the doors wildly)

      Bradley (disturbed): Oh Neptune.

      Cavendish: I’m kidding! But I will say this: It is great to be making this story. It is going to be a very passionate, long and emotional journey about accepting and giving love, and… Well, it’s just about discovering your true self, forgiveness, selflessness… It’s a real package.

      Bradley: Well, I was wondering if this is the only time you’ll have such a big story.

      Cavendish: Well, yes and no. Each character in the AU has at least ONE movie length story in a sense. Dakota has one in Phase 2, Milo has a few, so it’s not just me. I still have big roles in this AU, but I would say that yes, this is probably my only movie really.

      Lydia (fiddling with the equipment, drops it accidentally): Whoops. Um… I was wondering about the whole MUSICAL angle! Very exciting!

      Cavendish: Indeed!

      Lydia: You here for a song?

      Cavendish: Why, yes! Day 2 will see us record two songs, an instrumental from an adult foregin animated show, and a song from another Disney show that is being mistreated, sung by a Broadway man/Arrowverse actor!

      Lydia: Wow!

      Bradley: Could you tell us the songs?

      Cavendish: Unfortunately, Wiki Guy wants to keep things all hush hush, you know? So I can only hint.

      Lydia: Well, it’s been nice talking to you!

      Bradley: Before we leave, we will finish with a status report on the story for all the eager readers: Right now, 41 and a half pages have been written, and according to insider reports, those pages comprise of, get this, only HALF the cold open. The titles haven’t even started yet.

      Lydia: To put this in perspective, the story’s 3,685 words already make it longer than all 3 parts of Administration, Diameter Part 1, Finished, Growth, Heart, both Homosexuals, Illness, Mistreat, Never Tired of You, Site, Taxi and Trap!

      Bradley: Well, we’ll report to you tomorrow, where we expect to hear about the rest of the cold open, a few more locations, and an interview with Wiki Guy himself!

      Lydia: See you then!

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    • woah, didn't expect yu to swear o.o

      oh well it's a fun read :) looking forward to those fanfics!

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    • Thanks!

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    • You're welcome :)

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    • I'm impressed yet again. Three thousand words as the first half of your cold open? Man, I know you're really trying to make this giant and I believe it's going to be an exciting read. TMMLWG AU The Movie: Balthazar Cavendish vs. The World. I name it.

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    • Thanks for the title, man! I am happy that you are excited!

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    • Announcer: There are more paintings of Mr. Drako in here than you’d think, it’s LYDIA’S BASEMENT! With LYDIA HOLLOWAY and BRADLEY NICHOLSON!

      (Lydia and Bradley are gazing into each other’s eyes lovingly)

      Lydia: You’re so pretty…

      Bradley: No you are.

      Lydia: No you are!

      Bradley: The audience is here.

      Lydia: The audience isn’t nearly as…

      (Lydia notices they’re here and laughs sheepishly)

      Lydia: Hey-o! Sorry about that, but you’re not as hot as Bradley!

      Bradley: And who is?

      (Hamosaur leaves in a huff)

      Lydia: Anyway, Day 2 of Balthazar Cavendish Vs The World wasn’t as productive as Day 3 was, as you’ll soon find out, we were able to get some info!

      Bradley: This is going to be a very boring episode.

      Lydia: But it won’t!

      Bradley: How?

      Lydia: …Give me a few years and I’ll think of how to do it.

      (Bradley sighed)

      (Scene transitions to Amanda and Sara, who are getting drenched)

      Amanda: Dios Mios, what did I do to deserve this?

      (Sara, holding two cups of cocoa, gives Amanda one)

      Amanda: Gracias.

      Sara: You’re welcome, little sis!

      Amanda (sighing): That was a one time thing, Sara. We’re not really related.

      Sara: I CAN DREAM, CAN’T I?

      Camera Man: Guys, we’re live.

      (Amanda and Sara quickly straighten themselves and smile at the camera)

      Sara: Hey! Sara here with Amanda! You might be wondering why we’re being poured on…

      Amanda: I’m wondering too, honestly.

      Sara: Well, you see, we are deeper in Andover to spot the filming of a passing car!

      Amanda: THAT’S IT?

      Sara: Cavendish may be in that car!

      Amanda: But we know he’s in the film!

      Sara: Maybe it’s a cool action scene?

      Amanda: I highly doubt it.

      Sara: Look, there’s no need to be so negative. I’m SURE that when we see that car pass…

      Camera Man: Uh, sorry, but it already passed.

      Sara (dumbfounded): …Did you film it?

      Camera Man: Oh, I did, but he wasn’t in it.

      (Amanda starts boiling)

      Camera Man: However, that Odin guy with a buzz cut was there!

      Sara: Oooh! Who is he? Will we EVER find out?

      Amanda: First off, it’s not such a mystery! Secondly, Wiki Guy is apparently going to confirm it in his interview later! So this was all for naught!

      (Amanda pouts; the press coverage of the film has been already a lot crappier than the bracket, which she wondered when would it ever return)

      (Sara felt bad and knelt down, sympathetic)

      Sara: I’m sorry we stood out here for so long. Can I make it up to you by taking you to a restaurant?

      Amanda: …Can I have an ice cream Sunday?

      Sara: Definitely.

      (Amanda nods and Sara picks her up on her shoulders)

      Camera Man: …Can I come to?

      Sara: Sure thing! What’s your name?

      Camera Man: Peter. Peter Parker.

      (They leave)

      Lydia: Well, we didn’t get much info there, but we will get some from our interview with… WIKI GUY!

      (Wiki Guy, sweating over 3 other fanfictions, a planned 5-6 Youtube videos AT LEAST and life in general, raises his face from his laptop)

      Wiki Guy: Oh, hey sunshine! Bradster!

      Bradley: Don’t call me that.

      Wiki Guy: Come on, man, most of my depression was exhibited through you, I think we’ve gone through enough for that nickname to stay.

      Bradley: Call me B-Man and we’ll have a deal.

      Wiki Guy: How about Serendipitacely?

      Bradley: That’s a nice name.

      Wiki Guy: It sure is. Now, what do you want to ask me?

      (Lydia, scrambling up Wiki Guy’s back like a monkey, sits on his shoulders)

      Lydia: Well, first question: How be the writing, Captain?

      Wiki Guy (moans): Oh, well, you know, same old same old. I’m really passionate about this work, but I have a ton of other projects I’m working on.

      (Suddenly shouts outside)

      Wiki Guy: Lori, stop giving Lincoln piggyback rides! We have filming to do!

      (Returns his eyes on Lydia)

      Wiki Guy: So yeah, I’m a little pooped. But I’ll manage.

      (Smiles weakly)

      Wiki Guy: I always do in the end.

      Bradley: Another thing we wanted to know is if you can give us some actual plot details? All we know is that some weird shit happens after Cavendish and Dakota breakup.

      Wiki Guy: Well, no spoilers, but I can give this VERY BASIC synopsis: Balthazar Cavendish must find out who he is, whilst fighting the Seven Hearts Club, who want Dakota. I can also tell you that Cavendish will not run back to Dakota’s arms in the first act and vice-versa: Instead, the first act ends with a VERY bad decision that almost completely drives them apart. THE ANGST IS VERY PRESENT UNTIL ABOU THE END, and while there is a LOT of comedy, it takes a LONG TIME for there to be a happy ending.

      Lydia: How about roles? Anyone else can be confirmed to be appearing?

      Wiki Guy: Well, some have you been wondering about Odin with a buzzcut: Well, since it’s not a spoiler, I can tell you that it’s Cavendish’s father from “This Date Must Work”, and he’s going to be portrayed by…

      (Drum roll)

      Wiki Guy: ANTHONY HOPKINS!

      Lydia: Wowsers! That is huge!

      Bradley: Who is that?

      Lydia: We REALLY need to talk about this culture blindness, Bradley.

      Bradley: Well, that’s all the questions we have for now, Wiki Guy. Try not to die on us.

      Wiki Guy: I’ll try.

      Lydia: Before we leave you, two more bits of news: Day 3 was EXTREMELY PRODUCTIVE, and our news report will have MUCH to talk about, from Cavendish singing the first song of the film, to some more roles being confirmed, and also a question that will be asked to you fans!

      Bradley: Also, for those interested, the page and word count are at 4531 words (821 were written) and about 56 pages.

      Lydia: See ya tomorrow!

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    • Page Count: 56 pages.

      Word Count: 4,531.

      Cast List:

      Jeff "Swampy" Marsh as Balthazar T. Cavendish

      Anthony Hopkins as Balthazar T. Cavendish Sr.

      Locations:

      UK Army Headquarters (Andover, Hampshire)

      Forest

      Rainy Road in Andover

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    • Hu huh. 

      WHAT!!!

      We're gonna see Cavendish's father!!!

      Sign me up!

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    • If you're interested in Cavendish's dad, you should also check out "This Date Must Work!", where his floating ghost head appears to haunt Cavendish!

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    • Cavendish’s dad is Thor’s dad? I’m sure Camera-Man was surprised to learn that. Camera-Man, Camera-Man, does whatever a Camera-Man does. The amazing friendly neighborhood Camera-Man

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    • Well, only as an actor. Cavendish isn't, unfortunately, the son of gods.

      However, that won't stop Cavendish from being... God like.

      Shh....

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    • Announcer: Some say the table is possessed by the ghost of Evnegaline Lily, it’s LYDIA’S DINING ROOM, with LYDIA HOLLOWAY and BRADLEY NICHOLSON!

      (Lydia, confused as to why they’re in the dining room, looks around)

      Lydia: Um… Why are we not in the basement?

      Bradley (scarfing down raisins): This is a real mystery.

      Lydia: Wait… Raisins?

      Bradley: RAISINS SOOTH MY NERVES!

      Lydia: You know what? This is a little too weird, even for me. You sit back with your raisins, I’ll do the talking.

      Bradley: Sure. (Swallows entire jar of raisins)

      Lydia: …Eww. Anywaysies, hey-o, audience! Day 3, as we said, was quite the productive day! We have a few more locations, including FINALLY getting Amanda, Sara, and their camera man Peter Parker out of Andover, we have two more cast members to confirm, and we have at the end of today’s broadcast, a question for you all to mull over! So, without further ado, let’s…

      (A delivery boy suddenly enters with 777 trucks)

      Delivery Boy: Is there a Bradley Nicholson here? We have 777 trucks full of raisins here for you!

      Lydia: WHAT THE FU…

      Bradley: THEY SOOTH MY NERVES!

      (Transition to a plane)

      (Sara is in the middle seat, trying to somehow relax, Peter Parker is on the right seat, sweating himself out, and Amanda, on the left seat, is…)

      Amanda: AND GIRLS, THEY WANNA HAVE FUN! OH GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN!

      (…May have had too many ice cream Sundays at the restaurant)

      Sara: A heavy metal concert and a Supernova are having a “Who Can Be Louder?” contest in my head, all the people in the plane are acting like idiots, and my voice is suddenly very grating. Is this what it’s like being Amanda?

      (She turns to Amanda)

      Sara: I finally understand your pain! And we didn’t even need to freaky Friday to do that!

      Amanda: OH, THAT’S OK, WE’LL JUST DO THAT NEXT TIME!

      Sara: Ok, wait, what?!

      (Amanda starts bouncing on her airplane chair)

      Amanda: I’M WITH IKE! I’M WITH IKE! I’M WITH IKE!

      (Meanwhile, Peter looks out his window and sees…)

      (Willem Dafoe, The Green Goblin from Spider-Man (2002) hanging off the plane wing, sneering)

      Willem Dafoe: Pass me some peanuts!

      (Freaking out, Peter calls an air stewardess)

      Air Stewardess: What seems to be the problem, mild mannered sir?

      Peter: There’s a gremlin… Or, well, goblin on the plane’s wing!

      Air Stewardess (looking out): That’s not a goblin!

      (Peter looks out and sees Dane DeHane as The Green Goblin from The Amazing Spider-Man 2)

      Peter: Oh, you’re right, never mind.

      Dane DeHane: HEY!

      Sara: Pete, my sanity is slipping. Could you signal a stewardess to get me some headphones?

      Peter: Sure thing, Sara!

      ?: That’s ok, you can have mine!

      Peter (turning his head to the back, where the voice came from): Thanks, that’s really…

      (Peter’s eyes widen as he sees Veronica, the song “Close To You” by The Carpenters starts playing as her face sparkles and angels sing next to her)

      Why do birds suddenly appear Every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be Close to you

      Veronica (while song plays, speaking in “Hot slow-mo”): Here you go…

      (Peter opens his mouth…)

      (And faints on the seat)

      (Sara takes the headphones)

      Sara: Thanks, Milo’s second or third mom. Jeez, so many parental substitutes.

      (Cavendish, Dakota and Serendipitacely hangglide next to the window)

      Cavendish, Dakota and Serend: Word.

      (Plane finally lands in Danville, but not of 2017; futuristic buildings and robots stand in the background as Amanda (bouncing around like a lunatic), Sara (fumbling with a map) and Peter (setting up the camera, still looking at a passing Veronica) arrive)

      Sara: This map is really sticky!

      Amanda (nodding her head like a maniac): I hid all my Mars Bars in it!

      Sara: WHAT?! YOU HAD MORE SUGAR?!

      Amanda (running off, laughing maniacally): I feel like the queen of the world!

      Mr. Drako (dabbing): #Feminism.

      Sara (sighing): Well, Peter, do you know?

      Peter: Who was that amazing woman? She’s so pretty…

      Sara: Peter, she’s out of your league! It’s not like you’re some kind of superhero!

      Peter: Yeah! That would never happen!

      Zack (playing the trombone): Waa waa waa!

      Sara: Will everyone be quiet for a few minutes?! I’m trying to find the shooting location! Bad enough I messed up last time!

      Peter: To be fair, it was very rainy. I’ve never seen so much water!

      Sara: Unrelated question: How often do you hydrate?

      Peter: My Aunt says my pee looks like SpongeBob!

      Sara: Yeah. Well, let’s ask this kind gentleman where the Bureau is.

      (Sara taps on a gentleman’s shoulder, and he turns around: He wears a white lab coat, his hair is thinning (though not too badly), he wears spectacles that droop over his crooked nose, and he smiles quite politely. He’s around 25 years old)

      ?: Oh, why, hello! How may I help you, young lady?

      Sara: Oh, um, I was just hoping you could tell me and my…

      (Peter slips on the ground, almost breaking the camera and Amanda climbs a café, screaming “I’M THE LIZARD QUEEN!”)

      Mr. Drako (dabbing once again): #Feminism.

      Sara (sighing): …Associates, where the Bureau of Time Travel is.

      ?: Oh, that’s easy! Straight down the left, you can’t miss it!

      Sara: Oh, thank you…

      (Suddenly, the man presents a ceramic figure of a harlequin, which actually doesn’t look that terrifying, unlike other similar figures)

      ?: I hope you’ll accept this as a small gift to a stranger. I do so like to make others happy!

      (His smile felt genuine, but there was an odd sort of… Thirst to it. Like he desperately needed approval)

      Sara (happily surprised, taking the gift): Wow! Thanks, Mr…

      ?: Fisk. Doctor Victor Fisk.

      (And Fisk leaves, unaware of the part he will one day play in the past and the future)

      (Sara then scoops up Amanda and Peter and the trio embark towards B.O.T.T)

      (As they finally arrive, one can see that preparations for the shoot are at hand: Camera, lights, grips, makeup artists and extras all hang around)

      (Among the crowd one can see a woman in a grey dress, another woman with silver hair, aged 40, a man with balding black hair, a man in a tuxedo with sleek jet black hair, a 10 year old girl with a school uniform like Milo’s and a breakfast burrito, a janitor with a warm smile and a honey blond haired young Englishman)

      (A band can be heard tuning their instruments, signaling that this is part of a song sequence)

      Sara: Woah! Look at all these potential cast members!

      Amanda: I spot 3 men!

      Peter Parker: And I spot 3 women!

      Mr. Drako (dabbing): #Feminism.

      Sara: Will you cut that out?

      Richard Chase (dressed like Benedict Arnold): He can’t help it.

      Sara: Well, we now know that there could be many actors here, that we have a scene or scenes in B.O.T.T, and that it could be in the future, but we don’t know when.

      Amanda: UNLESS YOU FIGURED OUT THE CLUES! OF WHICH THERE ARE MANY IN THIS EDITION! IN FACT, YOU MAY FIND OUT THAT SOME OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS POST ARE THE SEVEN…

      Sara: Shut it!

      Norm (All Muscled up): I was asked to kick you out! No one can come inside! No one! Only I can!

      (Kicks them out)

      (Professor Camelkowski, Victor Verliezer, Derek, King Pistachion, Poofenplotz from “Phineas and Ferb” and Ms. Barrier pass by, Fisk in tow)

      All 7: Would you look at that. Children today have no respect for the rules of society.

      Sara: Oh well. At least we got SOME info. Now, let’s go to our next location! I believe Danville in the present day is next!

      Amanda: YAY! I LOVE THE PRESENT DAY! ESPECIALLY IF WE GET MORE CANDY!

      Sara: Amanda, you can’t have more candy! You need to be less stressed, but not like this!

      Amanda: AW MAN!

      Sara: Look, why don’t we pinkie promise that you’ll never eat this much candy again?

      Amanda: OK!

      (Sara and Amanda pinkie promise, and suddenly a blinding light flashes)

      (They disappear)

      Peter: …WHAT THE FUC…

      (Back with Lydia and Bradley, the two are about to reveal a press release on two new cast members)

      Lydia: Well, that was… Wild.

      Bradley: Are they ok?

      Lydia: Eh, they’ll be ok in 11 minutes. 45 tops. Now, let’s take a look at the two new cast members!

      (Drum roll!)

      (Two pictures are revealed)

      Lydia: They are Vinnie Dakota, Captain America of the AU and now Ex-Boyfriend of Balthazar Cavendish (portrayed by Dan Povenmire!)…

      Bradley (scoffing): Well, anyone could have guessed that he’d be in it!

      Lydia: And Ms. Barrier, Head of the Academy and Mr. Block’s arch rival, portrayed by Jane Lynch!

      Bradley: What’s that terrible woman doing in this film?

      Lydia: Whatever she’s doing, I’m sure it’s not good!

      Bradley: Oh, and before we show you the page and word count, a question for all you AU lovers!

      Lydia: Who do you think are the members of The Seven Hearts Club?

      Bradley: Answer here or in a blog post, and we’ll see who can guess!

      Lydia: And here’s a clue: The seven appeared in this Day 3 report!

      Lydia and Bradley: See ya next time!

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    • Page Count: About 101 now.

      Word Count: 9,359 (to compare, only Kris 1 and 2, Sunny and Grey 1, 2 and 3, My Dinner With Vinnie, This Date Must Work, Bowling For You and Is This A Crossover Fanfic? are longer)

      Cast:

      Jeff "Swampy" Marsh as Balthazar T. Cavendish

      Anthony Hopkins as Balthazar Cavendish Sr.

      Dan Povenmire as Vinnie Dakota

      Jane Lynch as Ms. Barrier

      Locations:

      UK Army Headquarters

      Forest

      Andover, Hampshire

      Danville in the Future

      B.O.T.T

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    • The Milo Murphy's Law Wiki Guy wrote:
      If you're interested in Cavendish's dad, you should also check out "This Date Must Work!", where his floating ghost head appears to haunt Cavendish!

      I'll make sure to read that one after I'm (finally, not in a bad way) done with Best Friends Forever?

      I'm excited!

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    • Thanks, pal! Hope you're ok!

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    • Ok, so I haven't updated in a while, I know.

      I've just been swamped, especially with the story.

      In short, Balthazar Cavendish Vs The World is already 332 and a little bit pages, and 29,671 words, making it my longest story ever...

      And I still have 4 major scenes left before we get to Act 2.

      Which is about halfway through the story. Maybe.

      In other words, this story could easily cross 1,000 pages, maybe even more!

      Work has been HARD, so I haven't been able to do much else.

      I hope I can make this story work for you guys!

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    • Wait, your story is already 300 pages long?! Jesus, how fast do you write?

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    • Apparently, a lot!

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    • A FANDOM user
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