I sat down, badge on my shirt, when I heard a distant yelling.
"He's back!"
Someone ran up and said to me:
"Sheriff, He's back!"
"TMMLWG's back!"
I sat up.
Could it be?
I hadn't been on in a while.
He didn't even need to say anything.
I knew what I had to do.
I Can't Find You.
Singer: Unknown
Catchiness: 10.1/10
Humorous Lyrics:
"Did you dial up the Amazon?"
Context: Melissa and Zack are searching for Milo.
Overall Rating: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999/6
I'd tell you out of ten, but that's the length of this blog post.
Beautiful! Beautiful! Awesome! Superb! Wish it was longer!
Next (Which won't be for a while): Jefferson County has left the library. Jefferson County has been saved.
But is it safe?