(Also Part 2 of the Oblivious To Love Arc)

When last we left our dynamic duo, they were all snuggled up watching 'Kim Possible' and found themselves in a fight to save their friendship from the menace known as Melissa's father. But has her father had a change of heart? We're about to find out!

The next morning, Milo and Melissa woke up early to get their breakfast of cinnamon french toast, bacon, apple juice and milk. Their Saturday morning lineup went a little something like this:

8 AM - Pokemon

8:30 - Emperor's New School

9 AM - Suite Life of Zack and Cody

9:30 - Power Rangers RPM

10 AM - Spongebob

10:30 - Kim Possible

11 AM - Yu-Gi-Oh!

11:30 - Yu-Gi-Oh! 5Ds

The 10:30 KP episode was one that would end up being one of their favorites - 'Rappin' Drakken'. Why that would become one of their reason and one reason alone, the NAKED MOLE RAP!

"So Ron is actually going to sing his creative writing assignment?" Milo remarked.

"Never in a million years would I have thought to do that! Applause to Rufus!" Melissa cheered as the song started, causing the duo to sing along.

(Key: Bold = MiloItalics = Melissa; Normal text = Both)

Yo, listen up!

Hap a hello from Ron.

"Naked Mole Rap" is the name of the song.

Here's a story, in all it's glory, ain't hidin' nothin',

You'll know what the truth is, how Ron met Rufus!

Never heard a cat bark, never heard a puppy purr,

'cause my dad's allergic to every kind of fur.

So I searched for hairless pets on the internet,

saw a JPEG of a pink thing, gonna need sunscreen!

What is that?

That freaky thing?

Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!

Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!


What is that?

That freaky thing?

Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!

Hey wait, I can't hear the girls sing!

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

I heard Smarty Mart was having a sale,

on a hairless pink rodent with a long skinny tail.

Seemed to me this could be a solution,

the perfect pet for my dad's sensitive constitution.

So the manager came to open the cage. He said:

"You know that pet's hairless."

I said: "I couldn't care less."

Handed him to me and said:

"Be careful, don't drop it, and do you want this cage?"

"No I keep him in my pocket!"

What is that?

That freaky thing?

Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!

Come on y'all, let the girlies sing!

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Hey hey!

What is that?

That freaky thing?

Yes that's right, it's a Naked Mole Rat!

I'm gonna buy me, some bling-bling!

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Oh can I get a Booyah?


Oh can I get a Booyah?


Look at the camera say "Cheese"!

Smile for the camera say "Cheese"!

We go to Bueno Nacho, Chimorito, and a Naco,

Always grande size it. Why not? I'm buyin'!

Rufus in my pocket.

Can't stop it!

Can't top it!

Don't drop it!

You might just pop it!

Rufus and Ron Stoppable,

with our best friend Kim Possible!

We're not afraid of any attack!

I say "Yo KP, we've got ya back!"

What is that?

That freaky thing?

Yes that's right it's a Naked Mole Rat!

Come on ya'll, let the girlies sing!

Listen to Naked Mole Rap!

Uh, uh!

What is that?

Super freaky thing!

Yes that's right it's a Naked Mole Rat!

Wooh! Come on ya'll, let the girlies sing!

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

Listen to the Naked Mole Rap!

"Now that song is gonna be stuck in my head, Melissa!"

"Mine too, Milo!"

What they didn't know is that Melissa's mom was recording the whole thing to show to her dad when he came back from the firehouse.

Mr. Chase came home during 'Yu-Gi-Oh!' - specifically...during Yugi's infinite loop to defeat Strings.

"How is this happening?" Milo asked.

"This is just plain genius on Yugi's part! He took control of a monster that can constantly regenerate itself! First attack...then regenerate...then draw!" Melissa recapped.

"And once Marik runs out of cards, he automatically loses not just the duel, but Slifer the Sky Dragon as well!" Milo remarked as Marik's mind slave Strings ran out of cards.

"GAME OVER! YUGI WINS!" the duo cheered.

"Wouldn't expect anything less from The King of Games," Milo remarked. Unknown to them, Lieutenant Chase was in the room watching them.

"Melissa...can I talk to you privately?" he asked. That was all Melissa needed to hear. It seemed as though her dad had a change of heart about Milo and that he was ready to apologize to her about separating them. He took Melissa to her room to talk to her. Milo, on the other hand, was worried. He didn't know any better and thought this was it...the end of the line. He decided to go up to Melissa's room to try and listen in.

Meanwhile, Melissa was in her room with her dad discussing her friendship with Milo.

"Melissa, after you snapped at me yesterday, I felt like I was losing you to that walking disaster area. But after spending the night at the firehouse and seeing you two having fun together, I realized something..."

"What's that, dad?"

"I realized that being with Milo makes you happier than I've ever seen before and as your father, I have to put you and your feelings first. So if being friends with Milo means that much to you, then far be it from me to separate you two."

The door to Melissa's room then opened, revealing young Milo Murphy.

"I, uh, hope I'm not interrupting anything," Milo said.

"How much did you hear?" Melissa asked.

"I heard enough. Is it true? Did your dad reverse course?"

"He did!" Melissa told Milo, who ran up to her and hugged her before rushing downstairs past Melissa's mom. She got a good look at the duo and thought to herself 'I would love to see those two become boyfriend and girlfriend once they hit their teen years.'

"Why don't we all go out for lunch and ice cream? My treat!" Lieutenant Chase asked Milo and Melissa.

"Race you to your mom's car!" Melissa called out.

"YOU'RE ON!" Milo responded as the duo ran out the door, bolting towards Mrs. Chase's 2003 red Chevy Venture.

Melissa's parents soon walked out behind the duo of Milo and Melissa. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pepper?"

"That Milo and Melissa would make a great couple once they hit their teen years?"

"That's exactly what I'm thinking, Pepper!"

But this conversation drew Milo and Melissa's attention.

"Us? A couple?" Melissa asked.

"EW! GROSS!" they said in unison as they all climbed into the van and drove off.

Yeah...just wait until you hit middle school, you two! I'm thinking of going into their 4th grade year next. Let me know what you think and I'll see you next time! Remember...


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