This year marks the 15th anniversary of my favorite Disney Channel Original Movie - 'Kim Possible: So The Drama'. So to celebrate, I'm getting back into the Milo Murphy's Law fandom with my Kim Possible AU version...of SO THE DRAMA! We roll...NOW!
We find ourselves in Tokyo, Japan, where a parade is being held to salute the Nakasumi Corporation and its Founder/President/CEO - Hiroto Nakasumi. On the main float was Nakasumi-san and his assistant/translator, Yoshiko Kiyoko. What they didn't know was that overhead, a green and black jet was circling above them, smokescreen missiles armed. The pilot was none other than former superhero turned Dr. Drakken's assistant, Lydia Brooks, otherwise known as Shego.
Shego fired the smokescreen missiles into the crowd, blinding them temporarily, then giving the signal to a team of ninjas.
"Target: Nakasumi-san..."
The ninjas jumped into action, surrounding Nakasumi and Kiyoko, ready to capture Nakasumi-san. However, a 17 year old ginger girl launched out of the Nakasumi float and roundhoused the ninjas into the ground.
"It is impossible!"
"No..." the girl said, flipping her hair, revealing herself to be international teen hero Melissa Chase. "...but real close."
Melissa flipped to the ground in front of the float and took a battle stance as the ninjas drew fire swords. She continued to send the ninjas flying, but they just bounced right back up! She could use some backup right about now!
"Milo? Milo?"
Yeah...her jinxed friend was still trapped inside the float.
"Working on it!" Milo called out, trying to punch through the float. Having had enough of Milo's shenanigans, Diogee decided to bite through the float, releasing Milo.
"Thanks, Diogee. But I think you should go home now," the jinxed teen said, sending his dog home. "Silly dog! He's not supposed to be in Japan!" Milo called out as a giant ninja appeared before him. "SUMO-NINJA?!" Milo called out.
"I am strong like the mountain!" the Sumo-Ninja declared, trying to grab Milo. Milo slipped right on by, though.
"THAT IS SICK AND WRONG!"
"I am your doom!" the Sumo-Ninja declared, grabbing Milo.
"Chase...a little help here!" Milo called out, summoning his naked mole rat friend. Chase then appeared out of Milo's pocket and scurried up to his head before kicking the Sumo-Ninja's eyes, causing him to release Milo. "Naked Mole Rat...weird enough for you?"
"YOU WILL SUFFER!" the Sumo-Ninja called out, punching the float.
"MELISSA!"
Melissa was still dealing with the regular ninjas, though...
"Just a sec, Milo!"
She disposed of them quickly enough to help Milo with the Sumo-Ninja!
"MILO!" Melissa called out as the Sumo-Ninja charged in, slamming the float. Melissa flipped, sticking the landing on the Sumo-Ninja's back. "Uh, that move...won the Cheer Regionals!" the ginger said as Milo gave the Sumo-Ninja a Texas Wedgie. Melissa, however, was not impressed with Milo's maneuver.
"Oooh...better put some ice on that one..."
While the Ninjas had been dealt with, Shego was still at large. She had grabbed Nakasumi-san with her plane's attached grappling hook and was attempting to spirit him away to Drakken's evil lair...but not on Melissa's watch! She had her Rocket Skates and was giving chase (no pun intended), grabbing Nakasumi's right leg!
"Right behind you, MC!" Milo called out, pushing a button on his gloves. But thanks to Murphy's law, his skates didn't activate. "Doggone Murphy's law..." Milo chided. To make matters worse, smoke started coming from his pants! "Oh, don't tell me, Chase...did I put on my Blaster Briefs this morning?"
Chase squeaked in confirmation, affirming Milo's fears.
"Well...this is gonna be a wild ride..." Milo said as his Blaster Briefs launched him into the air and he lost his pants. Milo lost pants count: 1.
While Milo deals with another Murphy's law fueled debacle, Melissa is flying through the air, trying to rescue Nakasumi-san from Shego's clutches. Shego tried to shake Melissa off, but to no avail. Just then, the Melissa-link chimed. It was Zack calling in from his room in Danville.
"Hey, Zack. What's the sitch?"
"Is this a bad time?" Zack asked.
"Remember how the President of Nakasumi Toys thought he was in some kind of danger?"
"Yeah."
"He was right."
Zack, having finished his homework, still in his room, went right to work tracking Melissa. "Hang on...got you on GPS lock!"
U-turn coming up!
"MELISSA! U-TURN!"
U-turn seen...taken just like Beggar's Canyon back home!
"Melissa, Sara wanted me to patch her through, but you seem kinda busy."
"Kinda..."
"Wasn't important. Just something about Candace and Jeremy."
Hearing that this was about Candace and Jeremy, Melissa freaked out.
"WHAT?! Put her through, like...NOW!"
"Alright, alright!"
The next person Melissa would see would be Milo's sister Sara.
"Sara, off or on?"
"ON! AGAIN!" Sara said.
"How many times can two people break up and get back together?"
"She loves the drama!"
Melissa scoffed. "She just needs a date for the prom," she said as Shego pulled up, heading straight for a giant electronic billboard. "Oh, this is bad..."
"If you ask me, they deserve each other!"
"No, I mean...THIS...is bad!" Melissa said, showing Sara what she was heading into. "Talk later, Sara. Gotta jet."
Having gotten past the billboard, there were still ninjas to escape. That's where Milo came in...or should I say FLEW in! Blaster Briefs still going, he tackled the ninjas, taking them out of commission.
"Thanks, Milo!"
Of course, as Murphy's law would have it, Milo's Blaster Briefs would malfunction, causing him to land on the front window of Shego's plane.
"SHEGO!" Milo gasped.
"Oh look...the jinx..." Shego sarcastically remarked as she flipped the plane over, shaking Milo off. Unfortunately, Murphy's law would kick in again as the grappling hook malfunctioned, releasing Nakasumi-san! Melissa and Milo flew in, grabbing Nakasumi as Melissa used her hair dryer grappling hook, wrapping it along one of the electronic signs and swinging through Tokyo. Shego tried to re-kidnap Nakasumi, but all she got was his suit!
Finally, the trio landed on the Nakasumi float safely, grappling hook retracted and Shego neutralized!
"BOO-YAH!" Milo called out in celebration.
Shego on the other hand was not pleased. "You know, one day...we really need to take that hair dryer from her," the former hero turned villain remarked.
Nakasumi-san has been rescued, Shego neutralized, but there's still some big issues to be dealt with! We'll find out what those issues are...NEXT TIME!